Learn from the mammoth mistakes of your past and don’t let a lack of subtlety be your downfall. The Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit uses our patented Clear Blue Sky Disappearing Technology to help you literally vanish into thin air, evading dangerous predators, tourists and boring guests at tea and bun parties.
Monsoon-tested waterproof blue and white paint (also available in jungle green)*
Includes masking tape (40 metres)
Ideal for eavesdropping on rhinos
* Don’t be tempted by rival products which use cheaper, water-based paint and can be fatal in crouching-tiger-heavy-rain scenarios.
£ 1,000,000.00 plus VAT.
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