Nice Outfit
Saturday, February 05, 2005
Drink-O-Meter Generator
Have you ever wondered just quite how much you've managed yo drink in your lifetime? Or how much it might have cost you? With the Drink-O-Meter you can test the state of your kidneys, wallet and quantity of alcohol you have consumed over the years.
Speediest feeding mammal revealed as a mole
This little critter,
The star-nosed mole, identifies and wolfs down its food in an average of just 227 milliseconds - less than quarter of a second.
The star-nosed mole, identifies and wolfs down its food in an average of just 227 milliseconds - less than quarter of a second.
Petrol addict banned from shops
A man with an addiction to sniffing petrol has been banned from every Asda store after being caught cutting fuel pump pipes.
Friday, February 04, 2005
Drivers made to hop like frogs
Truck drivers who are caught speeding in an Indian state are being made to hop like frogs.
Police in Bihar dish out the humiliating punishments instead of taking offenders to court, reports Newindpress.com.
For the most popular punishment, leapfrog, speeding truck drivers have to sit on their haunches, hold their ears and hop for almost half a kilometre.
And the drivers are made to chant the name of the political leader they like most while they are being punished.
One policeman was quoted as saying: "If they remember their leader when they are being punished, it's like they are insulting them. If they have any sense, they won't do the offence again."
Police in Bihar dish out the humiliating punishments instead of taking offenders to court, reports Newindpress.com.
For the most popular punishment, leapfrog, speeding truck drivers have to sit on their haunches, hold their ears and hop for almost half a kilometre.
And the drivers are made to chant the name of the political leader they like most while they are being punished.
One policeman was quoted as saying: "If they remember their leader when they are being punished, it's like they are insulting them. If they have any sense, they won't do the offence again."
Gizoogle
Yo, Gizoogle is a new search engine ta finf yo shiznit. Tha fun pizzle is that Gizoogle translates tha page excerpts into gangsta-speak.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
It would've been such a lovely picture too
Click the image for a big picture.
Contains juvenile male nudity.
RIP Malcolm Hardee
Malcolm Hardee founded the Greatest Show On Legs balloon dance troupe and used his genitals to do an impression of Charles De Gaulle.
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Boobs, Butt or Shoulder?
Look at the cropped image and determine which of the woman's body parts it might be.
Hide Your IPod, Here Comes Bill
"About 80 percent of Microsoft employees who have a portable music player have an iPod."
"This irks the management team no end."
I'll bet.
"This irks the management team no end."
I'll bet.
Fake A Wish
Prank web pages.
You may wish to disguise the URL with TinyURL, Make a shorter link, or even HugeURL.
You may wish to disguise the URL with TinyURL, Make a shorter link, or even HugeURL.
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
George Foreman's Five Sons
Are called George Jr., George III, George IV, George V and George VI.
He does make excellent appliances though.
He does make excellent appliances though.
Monday, January 31, 2005
Need Air Conditioning?
Try Stiff Nipples.
Think of the poor girl who has to answer the phone.
"Good Morning, Stiff Nipples, Andrea speaking, how may I help you?" Then again it might be some hairy-arsed bloke. You win some you lose some.
Sunday, January 30, 2005
LiveJournal Images
This site takes images from the most recent entries at LiveJournal.com. They may be subject to copyright and may not be work safe.
Images from LiveJournal.
Images from LiveJournal.
Supercooled rainwater in Geneva
Supercooled rainwater created amazing "ice sculptures" in Geneva a few days ago.
Incredible pictures.
Incredible pictures.
