It's Called Style

Neil Armstrong The Truth

What he really said when he first walked on the moon.

Contains swearing.

Buddy The Bird

Buddy is an African Grey Parrot who does a mean fart impression.

Doggles

Prescription glasses for pets.

Helium Balloon Tomfoolery

Here and here.

Japanese Handicapped Pro-Wrestling

I'm not making fun of this.

It's just so wrong.

Keep Dinner Hot In The Fridge

They'll be chilling their beers in the oven next.

Environmentalist

Suits You Sir

This is the blog of a Savile Row bespoke tailor.

I don't know why, but I found it strangely fascinating.

World Mouse Clicking Championship

It's a mouse clicky thing.

Ex-Sex Pistol wants no future for swearing

B*llocks.

Guitar Toilet Seats

I try to avoid ebay stuff, but these look good.

Not sure how hygenic they'd be, mind.

I Park Like An Idiot

Let people know.

Racetrack Fish Bowl

Stop your goldfish getting bored.

Mystery of canine ‘suicides’ at eerie bridge

At least five dogs have jumped to their deaths from a bridge over a burn at Overtoun House in the past six months.

Jilted Girlfriend?

Duck Fart Water

For humans.

K9 Water

Special water for dogs.

Lorelei Hunt

She communicates telepathically with animals.

Post Office Announcement

The National Job Rejection Database

Realistic as it looks, I think you'll find it's a spoof.

Put in some bogus details and find out.

Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire

It's Bill.

I'm Having Trouble With My Mouse

How Yahoo! looked 10 years ago

There are currently 31897 entries in the Yahoo database.

No Smoke Without Fire

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Another Opportunity

To become an ordained minister online.

Unisex Haircuts

Sadly, I remember these.

2 Year Wait For Dead Surgeon

A woman spent two years on an NHS surgeon's waiting list - unaware he was dead.

Janet Warnes, due to be fitted with a hearing aid, first saw him in 2002.

She had to wait until last month for her second appointment - and arrived at the hospital to learn the consultant, a Mr Fraser, died in 2002.

Retired VDU operator Janet, 68, of Leeds, said: "I was starting to think I might be dead before I finally saw a doctor, but I never expected him to be."


She may now go private after being told it could take two more years to see another specialist at Leeds General Infirmary.

The hospital blamed a computer error for sending her an appointment letter. A spokesman said: "We are extremely sorry for any embarrassment or distress."

Spotting The Early Warning Signs

Rave Dances Explained

What those peculiar moves are called.

£70m for a new house

It does have a heated marble driveway though.

Not your everyday 'Skunk bites man' story

At least he doesn't have rabies.

What Do You Think These Are For?

Click the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Answer here.

Museum Of Bad Fads

There are some horrors in here.

Nude Man Covered in Cheese Gets Probation

Nacho cheese actually.

Death AND a fine

A Guy Miming Natalie Imbruglia's Torn

This is great.

Bookshelves

Literally.

The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary

Potential teen slang generator.

Prognosticate

The current headlines will be displayed - you predict the next word - there are 20 missing words in each story. Look out for the hint icons on the left - use these to get extra help when you get stuck.

Whistle-Blowing Executive Spent 30 Years Weeding The Car Park

Corporate Japan.

Fresh Produce

Angels Flight

Have your loved-ones remains scattered as part of a large firework display.

Every Home Should Have One

The Eskimold.

Underwater Basket Weaving Courses

Oh yes.

USB Eye Massager

Are you eyes tired from using the computer all day? Try one of these.