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Scotland's Secret Bunker

They sell afternoon tea.

Extreme Accounting

Guaranteed 84.5% free of made-up facts and figures.

The Electric Unicycle

And it's self-balancing.

Typing On A Japanese Typewriter

This looks complicated.

Pose With Your Toaster

Self explanatory.

Student Arrested For Clogging Up Government Toilet

He said he had a delicate intestinal condition.

Classical Music Sees Off Rowdy Teens

I quite like a good Gregorian chant.

Priorities

Bosum Buddies

Costume accessories for the cleavage.

Instant Spells

From Madame Fared.

Joke-e-oke

Like karaoke with jokes.

Crazy Kent

He likes having his picture taken in bins.

Flying Thingz

Scare your neighbours.

How to really confuse your party guests

This must've taken some setting up.

The Ultimate Bacon Sandwich?

Just the 22 slices of bacon. Albeit low in salt.

Prankster Smuggles Art Into Top Museums

Story here, pictures here, or have a look at Banksy's website.

Boozer told 'stay drunk'

Unfortunately for him, it was a typing error.

Learn To Read

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Pianographique

Pianographique is a multimedia instrument, each letter on the keyboard sets off a sound and an animation.

Great audio/visual timewaster.

Optical Illusions

Over 1400 of them.

Healthy Smoking

See below.

Self-Lighting Cigarette

Smoking kills.

Cryo-Pet

Life? Prolonged?

Gourmet Salts

Surely salt is salt.

The 'Wales' and the 'Belgium' as Units of Measurement

I'd assume this was a spoof if it wasn't on the BBC.

I Wonder What He Did?

Are You Going To Hell?

Answer 50 yes-or-no questions and find out if you're going to hell or not.

The Twelve Principles

Designed to lead you directly to any lost object.

Golden Peabutter

For people with nut allergies.

Pet Pillows

From Jeanette's Taxidermy.

Weirdomusic

More weird music, more mp3 downloads.

WM Recordings

Weird music, with lots of mp3s available.

Bizzaro Annoyer

And it is.

Pupils make more progress without the aid of computers

Statistics prove.

Private Parking

Hatebeak

A death metal band with a parrot for a singer.

Save Toby Sucks

A guy in a rabbit costume threatens a backlash.

Mermen

Or merfolk.

Italian Cheese

Hamsters and Botox

Changing consumerism.

Pie Do

Look at the state of this wedding cake.

Any Problems, Call Todd

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Don't Let Them Get

Your cursor.

The Leprechaun Watch

Look for leprechauns on the leprecam.

Speed Cameras - The Truth

Or something like that.

British Steam Car Challenge

Not your average traction engine.

Shop Horror

UK shop fronts.

Tsunami Revealed Lost Indian City

Fascinating.

Minister in Dr Who villain mix-up

You can see why they were mistaken.

Recycling Backlash

Looking for a Guru?

Over 1300 to choose from here.

Doolin Guitars

Cross between a guitar and a harp.

Brainboost

A search engine that answers questions, as opposed to directing you to pages that simply mention the questions.

Web Of Letters

Type in anything and it will make the words with pictures.

Light Sleeper

A silent personalised alarm integrated into your bedding.

How does a coin-op pool table know to return the cue ball?

Just in case you ever wondered.

Brother kills twin over hamburger

With relish?