I Don't Fancy His Chances That Much

Memory And Brain Speed Test

From My Brain Trainer.

Word News

A website that takes words in the news and enlarges them in proportion to the number of times they're mentioned in current news stories.

If This Doesn't Make You Stop Smoking

Have a look at these cigarette packaging warnings.

With This Ring ...

These people are bonkers.

To celebrate their wedding, they cut off the ends of their wedding ring fingers.

Contains some unpleasant pictures.

How To Argue

Exactly.

Words And Phrases That Aren't What They Seem

They sound bad, but they aren't.

Popular Fallacies

The origins of phrases and sayings.

MSN Search Spoof

Create funny search results.

Sex Festival Closed Due To Lack Of Interest

They blame it on recalcitrant northern English men.

Sulking Men Make Women Spend Money Faster

I wondered what it was.

Wash Away Your Sins

Google Gulp

I almost fell for it.

Treadmill Mishap

You shouldn't laugh.

Can you spot the April fools' gags?

From The Grauniad.

The Top 10 Worst April Fool's Day Hoaxes Ever

Here.

Big Hoaxes

There's a lot here.

Top 100 Best Dumping Lines

Ouch.

Love Letters

Click on each square for a different letter.

Do You Think He Has A Problem?

He's been arrested every year since 1992.

A bit late, but ...

With thanks to Private Eye.

Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age

Here.

Pet Larry

He's a llama.

Popcorn Fork

It's from Belgium.

Viagra May Cause Blindness

I thought it was something else.

Charlotte Church - That Picture?

I don't know if this is real or not.

Any opinions?

Contains nudity.

The New Scientist?

Draw A Pig

Draw a pig with your mouse and get a less than detailed appraisal of your personality.

Afterlife Telegrams

For only $5 a word, you can have telegrams delivered to people who have passed away.

Unfortunate Name

He's a Brazilian Professor.

Automated Detection Of Pornographic Images

I believe there's an easier method.

A Condensed History of Everything

And some.

Teen Arrested, Margarine Ruined

I can't believe it's not butter.

It would be better if it was true.

Music And Movement

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Larger Than Life

Big art.

Thong Man

I posted his picture here a while back. It turns out he has a whole website.

Cadbury Trademark The Colour Purple

In Australia.

PDF Document.

Dorset Police Try Out New Vehicle

The QPod.

Britain's Only Bullfighter To Retire

I don't think anybody knew there was an English bullfighter, let alone know his name. Anyway, have a good retirement Frank Evans.

Six On A Bike

Extracts from the Australian Etiquette Handbook

Here.

This Day That Year

Find out what happened.

Freaks of Nature

Strange animals.

The Twilight Bone

Psychic Pets.

Double Decker Pet Stroller

Why?

Toilets rise to the occasion

They'll probably still miss.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke

Poor old Bernie Ecclestone. Someone nicked his wheels.

When Logos Go Wrong

The Arlington Pediatric Center.

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

Fashion For Twats

Here.

The (Almost Annual) Worldwide Gurning Contest

It's all about facial dexterity.

The Bra Ball

But is it art?

Pencil Sharpener Club

Gemma is a female postman in Holland. She also likes her pencil sharpeners.

The Woman In Your Inbox

She seems to get about.

Surveillance Chips In Product Packaging?

It seems Gillette have been doing it for a couple of years.

Elephants Do Impressions

You can hear one doing an impression of a truck here.

Pole Dancing: the New Fad for Britons

The modern way to get fit.

There's a handy cut out and keep guide here.

Happy Easter

Here's the hip hop bunny
and Scotty the blue bunny.