Nothing To Do With Arbroath: 10 April 2005

The Joys Of Being A Sub-Editor

The Guy Miming To Natalie Imbruglia's Torn

I posted this a while back and it is hilarious. The reason I'm reposting it is because I've just found out who it is. He's called David Armand from a UK sketch group called the Hollow Men and they have a blog.

You can access the file here.

If you left click it will open with windows media player, or right click and save target as.

The perils of non-native translations

A small list here.

Celebrity Real Names

You can tell why some people changed their names.

Aye-Aye

One of the world's strangest and most endangered animals has been born in captivity at Bristol Zoo Gardens.

Natalie Appleton

It's a strange looking thing.

It's A Wholphin

A whale-dolphin hybrid.

Not Going Anywhere

Can't Be Bothered To Clean Up After Your Pet?

Try the Pet Butler.

If It Moves, Eat It

Alternative meats.

Who Should You Vote For?

The aim of this site is to provide voters in the 2005 UK general election with a simple tool to see how the main parties represent their views. While this site is not pursuing any political agenda we would obviously urge all users to research the issues in greater detail themselves before making their final voting choice. This site is not funded by any political party or interest group.

So if you can't be arsed to make up your own mind, have a look.

A Cure For Hiccups

A lot of suggestions here.

Scally Central

They think they're cool.

Geek Prom

There are some lookers here.

Have a look in the yearbook for the pictures.

16 year old suspended for wearing make up

He's not happy.

The mother who suckles pet monkey

In India.

Zoo wants chimp to stop smoking

Charlie the chimp is battling the nicotine habit.

Freedom

Espresso Stories

A site where users submit short stories (25 words or less) under various topics.

A fun diversion.

The Headbanger

Bang out all your frustrations.

Quoteland

Looking for a quote? They're all here.

Disposophobia

The fear of getting rid of stuff.

Pope Soap-on-a-Rope

Scrub away with the sacred suds.

Smart clock knows when you're ready to get up

In about 90 minutes.

A Funny Way To Lose Weight

Laugh yourself skinny.

Tourists From The Planet Tharg

Create Your Own Fake Ed Matts Photograph

Following this piece of doctored literature.

You can now create your own.

The Bi-Bottle

Which end do you open?

WTBA Championship Boxing

Completely pointless, but amusing.

Russian Mercedes For Sale

Popular with the mafia. Or so it looks.

Latte Art

Artistic coffee.

Homes of the Billionaires

Find out how the other half live.

Two-seater bike - for one

Why?

Athletic pigs ham it up at Olympics

The olympigs.

Teen Accused of Stealing Head From Tomb

And the reason he apparently wanted it?

Indian Sadhu

Too busy for Church

No more excuses, the online confessional is open.

The Surfing Rabbi

Norm Shifty Shifren.

Create your own Mondrian painting

By typing in your data.

Photo Fiction

Are the photos real or fake?

Not your average stags head

It's not cheap either.

Robot jockeys to ride Gulf camels

After widespread criticism of child jockeys.

He Must Feel So Proud

All Day Breakfast

The tastiest internet cafe around, all day brekkie lets you choose the ingedients of your nutritious breakfast and then you can download it on to your desktop to enjoy all day.

Get Married Online

It's not legal, obviously.

Scoring System ... Men + Women

Scoring points with the ladies.

Human Virus Scanner

Here.

Pictures of Walls

Graffiti.

Non-Verbal Signs

Body language.

Dead Celebrity Soulmate Search

Find your deceased soulmate here.

Siegfried and Roy to blame for AIDS?

Hardly.

Is This An Alien?

Cell Phone Stun Gun with Personal Alarm

I have a funny feeling this won't be legal in the UK.

Imagine if it went off in your pocket.

Worst Case Scenarios

All in one handy place.

The Original Illustrated Catalogue Of ACME Products