Saturday, May 07, 2005

Travelling Light

Crappy Dial Up

They aim to provide the most unreliable dial up service for your business.

Up to 50 times slower than broadband.

Jason Mulgrew, Internet Quasi-Celebrity

He's very brave to post these pictures.

Sloganizer

Missing John Peel's Dulcet Tones?

There are a lot of whole shows to download here.

Bootleg Browser

A big list of links to bootleg recordings.

Similar to this site.

Request-A-Song

Send them a song title and if it inspires them they will write a song about it.

Instruction Manuals

Contains links to thousands of instruction manuals for many products.

For the UK, look here.

The Man in Seat Sixty-One . . .

Don't like flying? This site advises you how to travel between places using trains and ships.

Dog trained to smell skin cancer

Friday, May 06, 2005

Bringing Home The Bacon

Oink

Think of an object

And the A.I. will try to figure-out what you are thinking by asking simple questions.

Things to Say When You're Losing a Technical Argument

That can't be generalized to a cross-platform build.

Ten ways to live longer

For starters, change your attitude.

Time Traveller Convention

Unfortunately it's tomorrow and I can't find the time.

May 6th

Britons spend £10m a day at online poker

And guess who's the winner.

Parents 'neglect ugly children'

It's all in the eye of the beholder.

Children encouraged to grow potentially dangerous bugs

Probably not the best idea.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

That Was Close

Sleepbot Environmental Broadcast

Connect and sleep.

Cars In The Next Lane Really Do Go Faster

Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

Crazy eBay Mum

This is quite sad.

2,300 Year-Old Mummy Unveiled in Egypt



And very special it is too.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Some You Win



Some you lose.

Troubled By Noisy Neighbours?

A Day In The Life Of Africa

As seen by 100 photographers.

Grow Taller

The more unusual election pledges

If only all politics was like this.

The number of the beast

Apparently it's not 666, but 616.

Two foot long snake found in box of breakfast cereal

That's some toy.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Ouch

I'll bet that hurt

How To: By You

This sociological project is about the study of knowledge among human society and how it can differ and change.

An experiment in intuition.

School Science Quiz - With Answers

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (for example, abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

The Original Dog Powered Scooter

Man tried to convert lions to Christianity

Jailed mum freed after 'murdered son' returns

She spent eight years in prison.

Monday, May 02, 2005

Croatian Superman?

Stylish

Britishisms

Strange little British expressions explained.

Clientcopia

Stupid client quotes.

Click on first, next or random.

Pointless Websites

The clue is in the title.

Virtual Bad Hair Makeover

Upload someone's photo and give them a bad hair day.

Dogbrella

Stupid

The Cloud Appreciation Society

Big fans of clouds.

Electric Lacrosse

Played on dodgems with no steering wheels.

Extreme Weather Linked to Weight Gain

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Tiger Chariot Racing?

This is disgraceful

My Favourite Word

Bungee-Jumping Squirrel-Feeder

Things not to do

Photofights

Weekly photographic competitions by genre.

The World’s First All-Glass Undersea Restaurant Opens

Cemetery to offer stand-up burial

Soon you can be buried feet first.
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