Saturday, May 28, 2005

Tabasco

Arf

I know it's photoshopped but it's funny.

Just Another Online Riddle

There are 60 levels.

Your task is to reach the next level by finding a password.

Either you have to change the URL (i.e. the word before the *.htm) or you are prompted to enter username/password in a password box.

Credit Card Statement Drawings

One way to deal with the financial pain.

How to Make a Million Dollars

Washington University Department of Photography

Where are the photos?

Photos of an unknown family who probably owned a liquor store

I wonder who they are.

Manhole Covers of Japan

These are very artistic.

How to cook salmon

Ask God

How to detect lies

Monkey apes temple rituals

Aping Hindu rituals to a T, a monkey appeared at an Orissa temple, prayed for an hour folding its hands in the traditional sign of respect, took prasad, put vermilion on its forehead - and then fled.

Lottery fan's fortunes sink when Rolls goes in the drink

What can you say?

Sixty years on, Japanese soldiers found on island

Two men claiming to be World War II Japanese soldiers have been found hiding on a Philippine island.

Britain suffers sense of humour failure due to worries of modern life

Sad but true.

Friday, May 27, 2005

Shh...

Do not disturb

One Hit Wonder Central

One hit wonders from the 1950s to the present.

True Facts

Etiquette Hell

Dedicated to the faux pas.

Tracker Panties

I'm sure the Ladies would be delighted to receive a pair of these.

Good Graffitti

Senseless acts of beauty.

Telequitters

Send an e-card to let them know you've quit.

Word Soup

Crash Test Videos

See how your car would fare in a crash.

Palm Tree Hammock

How late is late

Former Doobie Brother is now counterterrorism expert

Man jailed for flashing toy banana

With a smiley face,

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Baby. Bath. Water.

No throwing out involved

Cockney Alphabet Photo Gallery

By Chris Brooker.

This is very clever.

Buy Weird

All the latest weird stuff available on eBay.

The Saddest Caveman In The World

Why English is Hard to Learn

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

We Made Out In A Tree And This Old Guy Sat And Watched Us

A site dedicated to unusual quotes, strange statements, bad writing and other oddities of the English language.

Picture drawn only using MS Paint

It took over 500 hours.

Comic book noises explained

Anti-Dolphin.org

They don't like dolphins.

Litter Kwitter

Cat toilet training system.

China Demolishes 16 Buildings At Once

It's a bit like falling dominoes.

Left click to open with Windows media player or right click and save target as.

£135-a-week rent tag for cupboard

In London.

The previous tenant gave up the flat after breaking her arm, meaning she could no longer climb the ladder to reach the bed.

86 year old woman jailed for repeatedly calling police because she wanted pizza

She called dispatchers 20 times in half an hour complaining that a local pizza shop refused to deliver a pie to her apartment. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot".

QC completes longest speech in legal history

119 days.

And that's just his opening comments.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Lucky Boy

Meaning of Life

Cheap philosophy coming your way.

Britain

An advert for a New Zealand brand of vodka, taking the piss out of Britain.

Not safe for workish.

Name Academy

How did bands get their names?

Hire A Killer

Taking out a contract on someone's life has never been easier.

RetroVid

A large selection of streaming music videos.

Slang of the 1920's

Hair Trade Route

From South Asia to East London, human hair is a little known but highly lucrative trade.

Totally sane

It looks like Phil Spector has been buying in bulk.

Drunk pilots could still walk, jury told

Cataract op gorilla gives birth

A gorilla, who underwent a cataract operation after she was born blind, has given birth to a baby at Bristol Zoo.

The operation left her able to interact with other gorillas.

Pin back your lugholes

A woman was left horrified when surgery to correct her protruding ears went drastically wrong.

Tania Shirt was drying her hair before going on a night out when one of her ears fell off.

Doctors created a new one using tissue from her ribcage.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Baggage

Travelling light

Mr. Picassohead

Create your own Picasso.

The Zoomquilt

This is very strange.

Behind the Name

The etymology and history of first names.

Banana Guard

Protect your banana.

Gallery of the Absurd

Jowlers

These pictures are created when the subject of a photo shakes their head really fast while the picture is taken.

For the love of retro...

Loads of retro stuff from Retro Randy.

House covered with aluminiun

They claim neighbours are bombarding them with radiation.

There's also a video.

Powder mix-up fools sniffer dogs

A team of Australian drug sniffer dogs has been sent back for retraining, after it was found they could only track talcum powder, not cocaine.

Man jumps from car to retrieve cigarette

The car was travelling at an estimated 55 to 60 mph.

'Sarcasm' brain areas discovered

Monday, May 23, 2005

Low Cost Number Plate

That shows initiative

The NoName Game

Move the red dot around the course without touching the sides.

Underwear Advice

The Men's Underwear Repair Kit provides everything you need to get your unsightly underpants back into presentable shape.

Failing that you can turn them into a bra.

Haggis Hunting for Beginners

The Cannibal Flesh Donor Program

Selling Your House?

Consider getting a St. Joseph Statue.

Owner Fears Neutered Dog Won't Go To Heaven

It's a rottweiler.

Sisters pregnant at 12, 14 and 16

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Life In The Fast Lane

No indicators either

Viagraholics Anonymous

Derelict London

A large gallery of the other side of London.

Signs Of Life

Photographs of funny signs.

The World's Easiest Quiz

Or is it?

Are You Usual?

Sellotape Appeal

Her name is Helen.

Butt Art

I don't think he uses a paintbrush.

Dog Shoes

They come in varying sizes.

Duck Urns

I wonder if they sell many of these.

Bird Brain

Cheep cheep

A performance artist is to live in a nest on the side of a Birmingham landmark for seven days.