Nice View

ClickRed

Click the red square.

How to rid yourself of telemarketers

There's the polite method.

Or there's the British way.

The second way is a WAV (audio) file that is a repost of one of my first ever posts and contains much anger and swearing.

Still makes me laugh every time though.

Unholy Matrimony

Celebrity lovechild quiz.

Hip Hop Name Generator

Here.

Mine is LL Notorious Cube Z.

Crushed Cans

Like a new addition to your family.

They've sold 33.

The Cynical Traveller

Cynical but fair.

The answer to inner city parking problems?

In-Souls

Inspirational scripture shoe inserts.

Dairy Lama

The land of the Cheese Haiku.

Matchstick Rockets

Rockets made with matchsticks.

Now where's that box of matches?

Turtle's 78 RPM Jukebox

Mp3s of old 78 RPM vinyl.

The Guinness Lifestyle Diet

A challenge to find out the effects of a week living off Guinness.

As if you couldn't guess.

Clothing for chickens

Why?

Ultrasound 'baby Jesus'

The face of Jesus has appeared in an ultrasound scan of baby in the womb.


With thanks to WifeMotherMe.

Residents Get Belongings Thrown From Apartment

It was some random dude.

With video.

'Bad' odours cause bad driving

Reach for the mints.

Showdown

Automatic Flatterer

Type in your name and be flattered.

Random Fun Facts

Useless tidbits of knowledge to impress your friends with.

Absolutely Ridiculous English Spelling

English has 1,100 different ways to spell it's 44 separate sounds.

Some of the results of this are here.

Ken's Virtual Drumkit

Move your mouse over the drums.

It's a dogs life

Thumbnail clicky thing.

Analyse your dreams

With the Dream Dictionary.

Learn How To Yodel

In ten easy lessons.

And you get a Certificate of Yodelology on completion of the course.

The Visual Record

A fine selection of photographs.

Gary Eats Meat

Another chancer after your money.

Looking for a new laptop?

How about a Tulip E-Go Diamond. Only $350,000.

Hermit ends 40 years alone

After his fire went out.

With thanks to Ajit.

Cops took panhandler's bicycle

The almost touching story of possibly the smallest panhandler in the world who nearly lost his bike and a very tall estate agent called Rod Stewart.



Who looks like Rod Stewart.

Man shoots 5 year old boy in leg

Trying to kill wasps.

Four-legged chicken

"Think of all the extra chicken drumsticks you can get off a chicken with four legs instead of two."

He's hoping to breed more.

Computer Problems

Unfortunately my monitor, which has been dodgy for a while now finally gave up the ghost last night.

I've driven round to someone else's house to post this and I'm now going on a monitor mission.

All being well normal service will be resumed tomorrow.

Welcom

Reaction Effect

Click on a tile and try to start the longest chain reaction you can.

If you type Peace Dove into Google image search

One of the pictures is different.

Scroll down.

This Day In Music

Musical happenings on this day.

Broken Poem Generator

Create your own.

Cell phone cover

Bananas.

Jammin Johns

Bathroom accoutrements.

A Stupid Person's Guide To Life

Don't throw a brick straight up.

Just another day at work

Look what they found.

Message in a bottle saves lost ship

Brilliant.

Couple's 80 years of wedded bliss

Never be afraid to say sorry.

Health risk with G-string pants

It's to do with friction.

Apparently.

Pets

Stereotypes

Click the top and bottom of the photos to create new faces.

Hug Over A Distance

An intimate interface for remote couples.

Where Do languages Come From?

The factors that determine the development and evolution of regional dialects.

Stand By Your Statue

And pose.

Kitchen Myths

Fork off.

12,000 Drink Recipes

With and without booze.

Call The Internet

The Internet's phone line is always accepting calls, unless they are assisting other Internet users, or are out of the office.

News In Pictures

A site dedicated to pictorial news stories.

Chicken news

A chicken fined $54 for illegally crossing a road in California has had the charge thrown out by a court.

Meanwhile, seven ducklings in Stirlingshire have something to crow about after they were saved from the frying pan by a hen.

Nothing

Click here for nothing.

Who Wears The Trousers In This Family?

Daily Dancer

Every weekday morning, you can watch him dance to a different song.

My Soup

Get your soup personality profile.

About My Job

True honest stories of people and their jobs.

Guinness Ice Lolly

Guinness makes you fart.

Watch a lady age

Before your very eyes.

Help

Stairway to Heaven Backwards

Hidden messages?

Common Errors in English

Here.

Ethical wristbands made using 'slave labour'

The irony.

Man killed accidentally by sledgehammer

His son-in-law was trying to hit a bat.