Good Morning Ladies

Double Guitarist

I know it's not intentional, but this guy made me laugh out loud.

Left click to open with windows media player or right click and save target as.

Make your own Pruno

More prison hooch.

United Kingdom ended on March 31, 2005

According to Hilton hotels.

Flipbook

Create your own flipbook animations.

Unusual Museums of the Internet

Unusual internet museums.

The Ring Thing

Save your teeth.

Smugglers hide heroin

Inside cocaine.

Banned Nepalese radio station continues broadcasting

Through a loudspeaker.

Pity the poor IT guys, estate agents, accountants, barristers and hippies

It's carnage at Glastonbury.

Bait

Play With Your Mind

Games.

Complaint from Seat 29E

Not a happy bunny.

Crime Library

Criminal minds and methods.

Design Clichés

Symbols.

Urban Underground Farming

In Japan.

Woman wins 100 Grand

Gets a chocolate bar and sues.

KFC Introduce Home Deliveries

A New Identity, Inc.

Be the person you always wanted to be.

See also their strategic partners ...

Buy Dehydrated Water, Inc.

Carbon Free Diamonds, Inc.

Vend-A-Temp, Inc.

University of Nigeria.

Heavy Diggers

The JCB song with a great animated video.

The JCB ballet featuring a bloke on his way to work when he suddenly helplessly falls in love with a digger and dances a tragic ballet. (Requires QuickTime.)

Ask Tom Cruise A Question

Why would you do that?

The Evolution of Man and Woman

Ish.

Baker Street

Upside down hot air balloon

A British designer has made a hot air balloon that flies upside down.

'Menstruating' boy stuns doctors

In China.

School bans girls from wearing skirts

So that female pupils can "maintain modesty".

Giant Ice Pop Floods New York Park

It melted.

Low Bridge

Midnight Ukulele Disco

Lots of songs played on the ukulele.

Requires QuickTime.

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart

Just in case you needed to know.

Tattoo Sleeves

Slip on body art.

Edit: Thanks to Joern for pointing out these and also this fake body jewellery.

Ooparts

Artifacts that have been found out of place.

Origins of Phrases

Here.

Mr Waxman

Lovely.

Honest Cap

Songs

Whose title doesn't appear in the lyrics.

Famine Foods

Plants not normally considered as crops that are consumed in times of famine.

The World's Biggest Sandwich

Apparently.

The Celebrity 100

The 100 top earning celebrities.

I used to believe

The childhood beliefs site.

Damn, I Need A Job

Have your details printed on a shirt and walk around.

Woman sells husband's Lotus on eBay for 50 pence

Here's the eBay item.

And here's the news story.

I think this is a scam as her husband is a prankster DJ.

Cardinal Sin

Has died.

Big Flirt

The Old Farmer's Almanac

Puzzles.

Holistic Hooping

Conceived with love, these hand made hoops are larger and heavier than the typical hoola hoop.

Each one is specifically tailored to meet your healing needs.

The interior of your Holistic Hoop is filled with healing stones/crystals/essential oils, and a handwritten affirmation.

Unexpected images

Camera fished from pond now takes surrealistic photos.

Complex statements for the simple minded

Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?

A Handbook of Rhetorical Devices

Improve the effectiveness, clarity, and enjoyment of your writing.

Exit Mundi

A collection of end of the world scenarios.

The aphrodisiac prank

Testing various aphrodisiacs and reporting on their effectiveness.

When siphoning petrol from your car

Don't use a vacuum cleaner.

Japanese man smashes world 100m record

For men aged 95 - 99.

Farmers demand a ban on the term 'couch potato'

They claim it damages the image of spuds.

Pillion

Whine 4 Free

Have a winge.

Character Qualities

A list.

Polaroid-o-nizer

Create your own polaroids online.

Rock On

The rock balancing art of Bill Dan.

This day in music

What was No.1 on the day you were born?

Has both the UK and USA charts.

Grapefruit Smell Makes Women Appear Younger

About six years.

Tom Cruise squirted with water through gag microphone

He wasn't pleased.

Six-legged puppy dumped at temple

It also has an additional penis.

Police mistake compost bins for thieves and end up with egg on their faces

Thermal-imaging.

Sleep

Did you spill my pint?

Hold that drink steady.

Will work for a wife

He's a Christian trucker who's looking for lurve.

How to get off a speeding ticket

With style.

I tried joining these into one picture but the resolution was awful, so I've made a small gallery of four thumbnails. If you get a small red cross in a box, click refresh, they do work.

The first is the speeding ticket, the following two are a splendid piss-taking letter of reply and finally, the after careful consideration letter from the New Zealand Plod.

The Museum of Questionable Medical Devices

Unusual devices of quackery.

American Chariot

The American Chariot is a dynamic personal transportation vehicle that will significantly enhance productivity and increase profitability.

Zen and the art of small claims

Suing telemarketers, junk faxers and email spammers for fun and profit.

Cannabiscuits for dogs

Hemp Hound Hors d'oeuvre.