Saturday, July 09, 2005

In the face of adversity

Phony Call

Fool your friends or con your boss, by changing your location without moving.

There are also a selection of real phone calls. If you click on the Poor BT one, be warned it contains a lot of swearing and anger.

Poached Eggs

This'll put you off your breakfast.

What Should I Do If The Internet Goes Down?

Make ice-cream playing football

Scroll down for the review.

Karma Cleansed T-Shirts

Bathed in the Ganges. And Sadhu blessed.

Tourists caught with their pants down

Quite literally. The web site for one of Norway's biggest tourist attractions has started publishing photos of visitors who use the nearby woods to relieve themselves.

Man charged with sandcastle destruction

How do you put a value on a sandcastle?

Swimmers insured for £1m against Loch Ness monster bites

The insurance cover will include accidental damage from the monster nipping human competitors or shoving them aside if she, or he, does decide to join in.

Chirping furry lobster found

Friday, July 08, 2005

Can You Do This?

Dunk your Friends

Upload their picture and dunk them.

Edible Meat Can be Grown in a Lab

I'd rather eat worms.

Dans le Noir

Eat in the dark and be served by blind waiters.

A Letter To The Terrorists, From London

Thursday, July 07, 2005

My thoughts are with the dead and injured in London



That is all.

Otherwise this'll turn into a political rant. And I'm not going to do that here.

Whatever rings your bell

Girlfriend Fight Simulator

20 things we learned from our Mother

My Mother taught me about IRONY.

Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.

The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes

I'm Tom Cruise, and I'm in LOVE!!!

Subservient Office Worker

Type in your request.

She doesn't seem to like swearing and has some strange responses to other things.

You really need to turn the sound up for this.

Gig Posters

Is it a bike?

Is it a tent?

The Bikamper.

Mugshots

These are bad people.

Bono reunited with his trousers



And his hat.

China takes unique steps to combat Web addiction

Life-saver arrested after effort

Police said he got in the way.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Make Way Please

Celebrity Power Lifting

Choose your celebrity, then hit your space bar as fast as possible.

Body Language

What is your body telling you?

Christian movie reviews

Films reviewed from a Christian perspective describing their suitability.

Scroll down. You can spend hours on this site.

Tom Cruise Is Nuts

Make up your own mind.

The Get-Rich-Slow Scheme

This guy is trying to get onto a programme for "special people"

What a talent.

Actually he suffers from a condition called Elhers-Danlos Syndrome.

See more of him on The Guinness World Records website.

The Viral Chart

Live 8

If you missed anything you can see replays by City and individual artist here.

The Liquid Man

The Win Button

Click it. You might win.

Every business needs a slogan

And they chose this.



Thanks to Deraser and his wife who took this photo last weekend in Boone.

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Hats of Meat

Cold clothes for hot days

World's ugliest dog keeps winning streak alive

It looks like my next door neighbour.

Many thanks to WifeMotherMe.

Man used electric underpants 'to fake heart attack'

In order to sue an iron manufacturer.

Man arrested for exposing breasts

70-year-old melon-eating tortoise runs off

Chief constable hit by Taser gun

In a bid to get them issued to frontline police.

How much is the guy doing the tasering enjoying it?

Teen girl sleepwalks

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Going Nowhere Fast

Peace Dove

This short video clip occurred during a celebration of the Day of the Child in Russia. The two children in the clip are holding a dove and upon cue are supposed to release it into the air. However, nerves got the better of them and during the celebration they were holding the dove just a little too tightly. When they were cued to release him he didn't want to fly any more.

Opens with windows media player.

Look at this for a minute

Then look at your hand.

Not for epileptics.

The Origins and Common Usage of British Swear-words

This is something I know all about.

Bodybuilder

Having seen his photo, the most surprising thing is that he was preparing for his marriage.

The world's first single-mom penguin

The touching story of Zurita, a Humboldt penguin, who was abandoned by her mate, attacked by the other females in her colony for trying to steal their spouses and in the face of adversity has done what no other penguin has done. Raised two chicks all by herself.


Thanks to WifeMotherMe.

See you in 2010

Court tells 98-year-old.

One in ten London schoolboys 'has carried a gun'

Sad, but it doesn't surprise me.

Woman lived on crisps for three years

Fifteen packets a day and she's a nursery nurse.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Looks like they saw through his disguise



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Credit Card Pranks

A guy decided to get artistic with his signature when signing his credit card slips.

Then he got braver.

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Here are an additional 45.

Turn your doberman into a poodle



It's easy when you know how.

Forehead inflation

Cash machine installed at UK Jewish cemetery

Following the death of Morris Gorski earlier this year, he put in his will a clause that his heirs would only be entitled to get their share of his money by visiting his grave in River Path Road on a weekly basis.

Working with ATM North Europe Services, the cash machine will allow his heirs to collect up to £750 a time when they turn up. A special debit card has been issued to 25 of Mr Gorski’s heirs which they can use at the graveside.

Now you can check your blood pressure

Caffeine beer sparks binge fears

Sunday, July 03, 2005

I should walk home

Memory Mayhem

eMagickSpells

1 Breath Time

Paintings done whilst the artist takes only one breath.

Landlord Evicts Victim Of Murder Attempt For 'Being Too Loud'

The eviction notice said she had violated her lease agreement because she was attacked on the apartment grounds.

World Wife Carrying Championship

Estonia won for the eighth time in a row.

Cow gets head stuck in tree



That is all.

65 stone man buried by JCB

They had to knock a hole in the wall of his house to remove him, use a crane to load him onto a trailer and then use a JCB to lower him into his grave.