Hi Honey I'm Home

Thumbnail.

Indian Pepsi Factory

I should drink the water.

Tidy House

Look at all the beer cans.

How to fail an exam

Get all the answers wrong.

Last Minute Auction

Ebay auctions with less than an hour to go and priced at less than a dollar.

It maybe crap, but it's cheap crap.

Prayer 'doesn't cure the sick'

According to The Lancet.

From Little Acorns Grow

Make Bono History

Parody of the Make Poverty History clicky finger ad.

Opens with windows media player or right click and save target as.

Thanks to ttb.

Blind Spots

Interesting.

Fancy-letter-generator thingee

By Zak McFlimby.

Learn to use Japanese toilets

A guide.

Engineering & Science Humour

A page of links.

Nicotine Beer Designed to Help Drinkers Quit Smoking

NicoShot.

Magnetic Paint

Stick metal things onto your walls.

Odd couple make friends in Kenya

A baby hippo and a 100-year-old tortoise.

There are more pictures here.

Zimbabwe sex row athlete jailed

Man competed as female athlete.

Look at the picture.

Mr Ed on the menu

It maybe unusual in New Zealand, but it's common in France.

Sunshine helps catch sweltering shoplifter

In temperatures of 30 degrees Celsius (86 degrees Fahrenheit), she was caught wearing a jogging suit, a sweater, four polo shirts, three T-shirts, four sleeveless tops, a pair of shorts and trainers.

Clever Anti-Smoking Advert

The interactive Mona Lisa

Move your pointer up and down the menu on the left.

The Faster Pastor

He rides around on a Harley, does funerals with motorcycle sidecar hearses and has a fine gallery of humourous church signs.

Make your own Old-West-style Wanted Poster

Upload your picture and enter your crime.

Quotes from 11 year old's science exams

Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.

40 Things That Only Happen In Movies

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.

See Tom

Not that one.

But he's looking for lurve.

Lots of interactive tomfoolery.

Build your own treehouse

Like this.

Octodog

Turn your hot dog into an octopus.

Thinking Man's Mug Shot

Ha ha ha.

Boy chokes on live fish

Sad accident.

Gran weds organ lover

She's 70 and he's 31.

Mystery 'sex change' in Myanmar

Woman loses breasts and grows penis.

Bench Press

Becky Carter Photography

She does that weird doll/person Photoshoppery thing.

Neuticles

Neuticles allow your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering.

Canstruction

Not the sort of thing you'll see in your local supermarket.

Just Curious

Strangers helping strangers.

Ask a question, or answer one.

Discover your Zodiac Personality

Strangely, I answered the 8 questions and it got my sign of the zodiac right.

I suppose it's a one in twelve chance.

Faces

3D faces you can manipulate.

Office Bow of Death

How to make a bow and arrow from office equipment.

Don't try this at home.

Dr. Ted Rothstein

He wears cosmetic braces on his teeth because he likes them.

Sniffer Dog

BBC use inappropriate photo

Look at the headline, then look at the photo.

Death linked to silicone-injection party

A transgendered "pumping party".

This is a new one on me.

Snake Bites Hindu Priest

Snake dies.

"Lord Shiva's charisma saved me," the priest said.

Drunk Driver Arrested For Knocking Over 17 Street Signs

Wearing a sock on his head.

His name is Phillip Strange.

Prank cost joker £4,500

He shoved a fire extinguisher hose up a pal's bottom and set it off.

Eating disorder expert collapses

After inhaling propellant from whipped cream cans.

In a shop.

I'm not sure if he crashed it or just sat in it

The Kingdom of Heaven is for Sale

Here.

Philips Bodygroom

The new all-over body shaver for men.

I think I understand the significance of the kiwi fruit.

FBI identikit mugshot creator

Try it.

Identity Kits

A gallery of homeless men's belongings.

Energize your water

With an Energy Mug.

Sex Love And European Unions

Good to see the Brits faring so well.

Ranting Teacher

A teacher who rants.

Wildlife sounds

Lots.

Man left a £7,888 tip for £12 meal

Very generous.

Ton of TNT found at Moscow hotel

It'd been there since World War II.

Woman tries the McDonald's diet

Loses 33 pounds in 67 days.

Like A Sore Thumb

Hypnotise Yourself

With the help of Dr. J.H. Rabaikal.

That's all very well but how do I now remove myself from this hypnotic state?

Roger Moore's Fantabulous Eyebrows

Watch them dance.

Answering Machine Messages

A list.

Are You Normal?

I'm not.

But that's probably because of the pneumatic drilling that's been going on outside for the past two hours.

World Browser

76,637 city images from 129 countries worldwide and counting.

Angels With Attitude

These are disturbing.

The Worlds Largest Ball of Paint

I wonder if they'll let you watch it dry.

Couple Sentenced for Hiring Son a Stripper

For his 16th birthday party.

New London Underground Logos

They're raising money for the Red Cross relief fund.

I think they're very good, though I do find the You Missed Me one a little glib.

With thanks to ttb.

Babies With Beards

Babies.

Do pretty people earn more?

It seems so.

Mind Molester

Chirp.

Stump-Tailed macaque

He's an orphan.

20-year-old father of six

He's getting the snip.

Oh, and he used to drink 72 bottles of beer a day.

Going out in style

Following the death of James Henry Smith his family arranged an unusual viewing.

His body was on the recliner, his feet crossed and a remote in his hand. He wore black and gold silk pyjamas, slippers and a robe. A pack of cigarettes and a beer were at his side, while a high-definition TV played a continuous loop of Steelers highlights.

There are some pictures here.

450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey

Lemmings?

I don't know what this is all about, but you can chase a sheep with your mouse.

Burial for 3 million chocolate bars

Snickers.

World's Tallest Man

His parents were 5' 2" and 5' 10" and he's 7' 8.95".