Lovely

Pot Eight Toes

This is an mp3 of a quiz from a few years ago on a Liverpool radio station.

Left click and it will open with whatever you use to listen to mp3s or right click and save target as.

Subservient Lynx Girls

Make a request.

Apologies

Type in your accusation and the little man will apologise.

Thesaurusizer

Translating your normal sentences into smarter sounding jargon.

Adopt A Penguin

Here.

Insect sweets

Blimey.

I know someone who'd like one of these

A chocolate fountain.

Giant Bra Fence Sparks Controversy

In New Zealand.

Toyboy is also a cross-dresser

I posted about this 31 year-old guy and his 70 year-old wife a while back.

Now it turns out he likes wearing her clothes.

Nice couple.

Speed

Click for a bigger picture.

100 Photographs that Changed the World

By Life.

50 Coolest Websites of 2005

According to Time.

Fall Guys

Following the falling lady, now there are more.

Speech accent archive

Accents.

Requires QuickTime.

Hints For Chefs

How not to.

Make pizza in your car

With this.

ITV1 announce 'Teenage Tourettes Camp'

All in the best possible taste.

Man regrets having 77 children

You reap what you sow.

Well certainly in his case.

Man denied job as air traffic controller

For being too tall.

Burglar didn't know what to do with stolen cash

So he handed out money at random to strangers.

Dead woman shot

Lying in her coffin.

I'm guessing that's a gimmie

Thumbnail.

More Geography Web Games

Click on the map for the region you want to answer questions about.

Some of them are incredibly difficult.

Nostalgia Central

A look back at the good old days.

Overheard in Dublin

Eavesdropping.

Lynx Lips

From the purveyors of deodorant, a pair of ladies lips that make ecstatic noises with each different key you press.

Too lazy to walk your dog?

Get a Jog A Dog.

Caught Short?

Try the Portable Inflatable Potty for children and adults.

Ukraine scraps all traffic police

And everything's running just fine(ish).

Women Charged With Driving Under The Influence

For pushing broken-down car.

Amorous couple sparks rescue drama

Cries of passion.

Another mobile KFC opens

Trivia Quizzes

Plenty here.

Shaggy

A prank phone call to a department store in the style of singer Shaggy, with a flash animation.

The lady on the switchboard is either incredibly patient or not altogether sure what's happening.

World Photo

This site presents photographers with a challenge - take a new photograph specifically for the word of the day, and post it for the rest of us to see. The only description and caption you get to include with your image is the word of the day.

I posted this ages ago. It now has a lot more words and photos.

A Cremation Memorial Option

Eternal Reefs.

Holding Hands Just Got Warmer

With Smittens.

Swearing parrot banned

Macaws are very intelligent birds.

Still Trucking

Asian Geography Test

Similar to the European one posted the other day.

Drag and drop the countries.

Teachers confiscated items collection.

On eBay.

I'll bet they confiscate a different kind of item these days.

Office Guns

Dangerous weapons made from office supplies.

Shopdropping

Reverse shoplifting.

Tricks to remembering names

Picture it written on their forehead.

First the Liger

Now "Tiglons".

Ancient phallus unearthed in cave

Yabbadabbadoo.

Late with a payment? No wonder car won't start

If you don't pay your bills, your car won't start.

40 goats and 20 cows offered for Chelsea Clinton

Bill was reputed to comment

"Close, but no cigar".

Inmate's 50 years without trial

He was finally freed last week after paying a token personal bond of one rupee.

Run

Jokes on Translation and Languages

Lost in translation.

Contains some swearing.

Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know

A duck's quack doesn't echo.

While You Were Sleeping

Someone was probably taking your photo.

Create your own Google style logo

With Logogle.

Going on holiday?

Generate a custom packing list.

Pets In Uniform

This could be your pet.

"Supersize" mice eating albatross chicks alive

Rats?

Road Hog

Bike Experiment

Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter locked a bicycle onto a bridge above a river in Stockholm.

They then photographed what happened to it over a period of time.

Here's the result.

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True Facts

Allegedly.

Say it with toast

The Love Toaster.

Expressions & Sayings Index

Find out where common expressions originate.

Troubled by unsightly back hair?

Try the Razorba.

Industrious Clock

What a lot of writing.

Postage Paid Envelope Revenge

Good idea.

Irish Blessings Prayers and Curses

Here.

Excerpts from Court Reporters

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.