Police Inspection

Angelwing Nursery, Home Of "Cuddle Therapy"

This site is all about reborn babies, mainly Berenguer and Antonio Juan dolls taken through a reborning process and made to look and feel just like real babies.

This is a weird site and I don't think I like it.

The navigation of the site is a nightmare also. Here is an example, Paige.

Today Is World Naked Gardening Day

That is all.

Contains nudity.

The Fruit Salad Tree

Bears up to eight different fruits of the same family on the one plant.

Lotus Smart Toilet Seat

With enema function.

Woman locked in shed for 25 years

Very sad.

Indian IT firm is to create 600 call centre jobs

In Northern Ireland.

Chimps surrender to police after Belfast zoo break-out

The chimps put their hands up and sheepishly returned to their enclosure.

Pants

Countdown Conundrum

Can you find the words in less than 30 seconds?

Cliches and Expressions

The origins.

Ask a Philosopher

Here.

The Million Dollar Homepage

He's selling pixels.

September Is National Preparedness Month

As sponsored by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

I'm saying nothing.

Sky News Caption

I don't know what this is all about

Contains a smidgeon of female nudity.

My Bag is Pants

Literally.

Rocking Horse Toilet

Neigh.

Make Your Own Sunglasses

With four pieces of toilet paper.

Bic pens sales top 100bn

That's a lot of ruined jackets.

Traffic wardens get ‘spit kits’ to nab offenders

DNA.

Restaurant Busted For Selling Donkey Flesh Marinated In Tiger Urine

Stir-fried.

Police Dog

Reverse Cursor Game

Self explanatory.

Less Marriages per Match than any Online Dating Services

eHalmony.

Prostitute Phobia?

Treatment and hope.

The Rich Jerk

He is.

Biblical Curse Generator

Custom-made.

Domain Name Mispronunciations

Spelling.

The Kneeslider

Smart Car with a difference.

Mongolian Hair Boots

Practical.

Katrina Survivors Told To 'Lift Your Tops'

Allegedly.

Teacher too sexy for religion classes

Nope. It's to do with divorce.

Apparently.

Testicle festival left hanging

Headline of the day.

Also on the subject of testicles.

Road To Nowhere

Greasecar Vegetable Fuel Systems

Drive your car on 100% used vegetable oil.

Micro Compact Homes

Tiny little homes.

Sonic Fabric

Made from recycled audio cassette tape.

Napkin Folding

You know you want to.

Smart pegs keep rain off washing

Pegs.

Chinese schoolgirl walks on water

Inspired by ducks.

$87 billion

A little perspective.

National Geographic Magazine on Louisiana's Wetlands, October 2004

Prophetic.

Michael Jackson plans single for Katrina victims

From the bottom of his heart.

And a little child shall lead them

Heart-rending.

'Evil' bogus spy jailed for life

This is a bizarre story.

Ledge

Funny Weakest Link Answers

You are the weakest link.

George W Bush Speechwriter

Write your own.

Libelous Claims About Large Corporations

Not really.

Murphy's Law Calculator

"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong!"

Will it?

iGod

Have a chat with God.

Ghost Photographs

Real or fake?

Pull the lever and get a random LameToy character

Lame.

At least Sean Penn tried to help the people of New Orleans

Inept.

Man finds largest species of centipede

In London.

Cat in the pink over new colour

Miaow.

Tongue-eating bug found in fish

Cymothoa exigua.

Buy a luxury holiday home get a pet pig

For your porch.

Convertible

The definitive collection of idea generation methods

Useful.

"Someone keeps stealing my letters..."

Move fridge magnets about with up to 50 other people.

Expect some NSFW words from time to time.

Unusual Wine Labels

From Peter F May.

Grandiloquent Dictionary

Obscure and rare words from the English language.

Let's be friends

Touching photos of unusual animal friendships.

It's not been updated for nigh on a year, mind.

Thai Artist Bakes Edible 'Body Parts'

And very realistic looking they are too.

There are more pictures here and here.

Indian stone-throwing festival hurts 50

They tried it with rubber balls a couple of years ago, but decided it wasn't dangerous enough.

Man Wearing Sandals

How To Shower Like a Man

'Woo-woo'.

Strange New Products

Exactly that.

Put a spring in your step

With Spring shoes.

How to make a paper hat

Wear it with your toga.

How to make a toga

Don't use a sheet.

Fire Bible

Only $44.95.

The 29 Healthiest Foods on the Planet

Power-foods.

18 year old steals school bus to save Katrina victims

Well done that young man.

Edit: This link now goes to the correct story.

Woman takes dog on car journey

Leaves 15-month-old grandson unattended at home.

Cat burns down house

Threw up on top of TV.

Man gives son $50,000 to start a new life

Son leaves money on top of car.

No sandals. No beards. No tank tops. No dodgy perms.

Allowed at church.

Only joking.