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Benny Agra

Welcome to Benny Agra's Animal shop a traditional familiy business, we ship animal anywhere you want. You need monkey, cheetahs, or a big snake Benny has it. We are live in India where animals are cheep price. Now you can buy many and we send the animals any place you are.

Call Benny Agra.

I have a horrible feeling that this is for real.

Watch the commercial.

Disclaimer stickers for science textbooks

This material should be approached with an open mind.

Facts no one needs to know

Here.

20 of your unusual words

From around the world.

How not to take photographs

Courtesy of the very intelligent Victoria Beckham.

Liars' brains 'are not the same'

Honest.

Man found living in cinema

The Odeon.

Indian Boy Has 25 Fingers And Toes

Devender Harne, 10, was born with 25 fingers and toes - six fingers on each hand, six toes on one foot and seven on the other.

Drink Until It Feels Good

Lift Your Cups

Fill all 5 cups of coffee to get your morning lift before the time runs out.

With verbal encouragement from Trinny and Tranny.

Zombo

Welcome to Zombo com.

You can do anything at Zombo com.

The only limit is yourself.

Advice Bunny Answers Your Questions

Enter a yes or no question and the mysterious Advice Bunny will give you an answer.

Man with the biggest arms in the world

Gregg Valentino.

Poker Chips For Christians

Story.

Product.

Automatic Cot Rocker

Lullabub.

Medical Notes

Firstly from The Urology Team, a couple of their five doctors.

Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp, who is well known for performing vasectomies.

Dr. Stephen Hardeman, who treats patients for erectile dysfunction.



Whilst over at Dr Natura, you can see a photo gallery of some rather strange things that have left peoples bodies during their colonic irrigation programmes.

A warning about the picture gallery. Unsurprisingly, it's not pleasant. The photo with the rolled-up newspaper is a bit of an eye-opener, mind.

Smart beer mat orders refills

In Germany.

Air force payout cures Santa woes

They admitted causing the death of Rudolph the reindeer and has paid compensation to Father Christmas.

In Denmark.

Two Headed Tortoise

In Cuba.

University offers extraterrestrial degree

In Wales.

Welfare officers find 340 dogs in single house

In France.

Someone Has Issues

Click on the photo for it's full-size splendour.

Test Your Reflexes

There are two games here.

Numbers and letters.

My Expert Panel

My Expert Panel is your very own expert panel. Ask the experts whatever you want and they will carefully analyze your question and come up with a solution how you can best solve your problem.

Eat Babies

Don't bite off more than you can chew.

The Raging Grannies

Of Seattle.

Interesting song embedded in the homepage.

Metronome Online

Tick tick tick.

Buy your own UFO

X-UFO.

Storm heading towards Japan

Typhoon Longwang.

'Spurned' man sinks luxury yacht

To stop his estranged wife from selling it.

Now he faces a £10,000 salvage bill.

That'll teach her.

Police Find Missing Man Driving Dead Deer In Ambulance

A six point buck.

11-year-old boy banned from driving

Guilty of having no headlights and of being a short-arse.

Bra check spurs nursing home worker to sue

She's claiming $9 million.

Experts debating toilet standards

At the World Toilet Summit.

Did you say dogging or blogging?

Brits confused.

Accident

Click on the picture for bigger.

Computer frustrations?

Bash the computer!

This is fun.

Create your own work of art in the Surrealist tradition

Get surreal.

Draw Me Something

You are given a random object and your task is to draw it on the Flash drawing board.

Families of Prisoners - Composite Magic Photos

Are you tired of seeing you and your family in dozens of photos taken in the Visiting Room over the years ... all with the same old boring Visiting Room backdrops?

Photos Beyond The Wall now offers what you've been waiting for ...

They take you out of the visiting room and place you "inside" the romantic or exotic location of your choice.

Fun with a peanut

Hah!

Advertising-Design Goodness

The clue is in the title.

Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness

Wacky, bizarre, surreal and otherwise strange examples of technical documentation.

Sports Dignity

Embarrassing sporting moments, usually involving nudity.

Similarly, here are the top ten female streakers.

Photos Offer First Glimpse of Giant Squid

Roughly 25 feet (8 metres) long.

You can read about the sexual behaviour of giant squid here.

How Chester the labrador was caught on hop by a wily bunny

Once upon a time a rabbit thrashed a dog in a 20-metre swim before hitching a lift to safety.

I saw some photos of this on the news yesterday. Can't find them online yet. I'll try.

Woman Ticketed for Sitting on a Playground Bench with No Kids

She got a ticket that could bring a one thousand dollar fine and 90 days in jail.

How do you infringe a baby's human rights?

Just say ‘coo’.

'Dead women' elected as councillors

In Pakistan.

Hmmm

Click on the picture for a bigger version.

Staple Kevin

Get stapling.

Busy Burger Game

There's a lot of multitasking involved.

Remote Control Mail

Your postal mail online.

Millions of people are unable to get their postal mail - missing their social security checks, insurance claims, medicines, letters from loved ones... businesses are unable to collect revenues and process documents, with employees scattered all over the country... and the crisis is getting worse by the day. REMOTE CONTROL MAIL emergency service is now being provided to Hurricane Katrina victims and relief workers.

At a price.

Electronic peeing sculpture

In Prague.

Toilet Costume

For children and adults.

Signed picture of Jesus

On eBay.

The Man Who Lives in A Hole

Dan Price.

Barn swallow

Grief or amatory?

Words with no English equivalent

Tingo, nakkele and other wonders.

British teatime staple marks half century

Fish fingers.

Britain's youngest magistrate appointed

Aged 20.

The Odd Couple

Happy News

Real news. Compelling stories. Always positive.

100 Most Often Misspelled Words In English

From your Dictionary.

101 Things You Didn't Know About Rock N' Roll

As written by a 16 year-old from Argentina.

Actually, I knew quite a lot of this.

Guns and Dope Party

I'm not sure they're being serious.

But what's with the ostriches?

Spam You Never See

Here.

His Little Pony

Click for bigger.

If the thumbnail stops working, (ImageVenue working intermittently at the moment), you can see it here.

Holy Hip Hop

Taking the gospel to the streets.

Million dollar website flattens student's debt

I posted about The Million Dollar Homepage a while back.

He's already raised £56,000.

Harry Potter fan copies out whole book

She spent her summer holidays writing out the latest book because she couldn't afford to buy it.

Awww.

Scots dominate in stone skimming

The World Stone Skimming Championships were held yesterday.

Despite facing challenges from competitors as far afield as Germany, Denmark, Australia and the USA, Scots scooped first place in all six categories.

Seal

They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haa!

21 variations.

iiiiiiii

Does exactly what it says in the URL.

Artificially Intelligent Swearing Computer

Twunt 500.

Guess what? Contains swearing.

Or you can add your own.

My name's Nabaztag

I'm the first rabbit.

And who are you?

Cute Animal Quiz

Which cute animal are you?

I'm a turtle.

Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

Missing in the Gulf of Mexico.