One Horse Power
Saturday, October 29, 2005
Friday, October 28, 2005
How Dodgy Are You?
Fill in the crime sheet and find out exactly what you've been getting away with.
Me: 36.5 years in prison, potential £5,000 fine, plus the possibility of the death penalty.
Me: 36.5 years in prison, potential £5,000 fine, plus the possibility of the death penalty.
The Toy
We all send romantic, suggestive text messages to our partners, often deliberately to get them going. Imagine if these texts could touch the body as well as the mind. Thanks to new technology, now they can. Mental images and physical sensations are one with The Toy. Your text fantasies are no longer confined to the imagination. With The Toy you can unite, wherever you are...
Vibrator.
Vibrator.
French company fails in its attempt to trademark the smell of fresh strawberries
Apparently strawberries can have up to five smells.
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Six-month-old boy waits two hours for treatment while doctor rides up and down the ward on a unicycle
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Pop Lockin'
Pop Lockin' lets you dance without all that bothersome practicing, but only on the internet.
You can also upload a picture of your face for added realism.
You can also upload a picture of your face for added realism.
Getting converted has never been so easy
With Plug 'n' Pray.
A pedant writes. As any fule kno it's not possible to convert to the Hindu religion. Either you're born one, or that's your lot.
But that's karma for you.
A pedant writes. As any fule kno it's not possible to convert to the Hindu religion. Either you're born one, or that's your lot.
But that's karma for you.
Proving his manhood?
Or is it just child abuse?
I found these disturbing photos yesterday and created a photoset at Flickr.
It looks like somewhere in Asia but I'm not altogether sure.
You can also view the pictures as a slideshow using the link at the top.
I found these disturbing photos yesterday and created a photoset at Flickr.
It looks like somewhere in Asia but I'm not altogether sure.
You can also view the pictures as a slideshow using the link at the top.
Kate Bush returns
With a double album called Aerial, released on the 7th of November.
It's been 12 years since her last one, The Red Shoes, two decades since her masterpiece, Hounds of Love and 27 years since her debut, The Kick Inside.
You can see Jimmy Murakami’s video for King of the Mountain, the new single released on Monday here.
Also soon returning to the fold are Bananarama.
Although Sarah, the one on the left, seems to have turned into Iggy Pop.
It's been 12 years since her last one, The Red Shoes, two decades since her masterpiece, Hounds of Love and 27 years since her debut, The Kick Inside.
You can see Jimmy Murakami’s video for King of the Mountain, the new single released on Monday here.
Also soon returning to the fold are Bananarama.
Although Sarah, the one on the left, seems to have turned into Iggy Pop.
The Zeno Acne Treatment : Pimples be gone
Costs $225.00, doesn't play mp3s and is not a substitute for serious acne problems.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Wilma Hits Florida
You can see the full impact in the Palm Beach Post.
With many thanks to WifeMotherMe for the photo and link and best wishes to herself and her family as Wilma was heading in their direction yesterday.
If she has power and can read this!
Makeshift shrine springs up in Liverpool - in memory of a dead chicken
The confusion began last Tuesday when a woman telephoned police to report the discovery of a baby's body.
The corpse was taken to a nearby hospital where it was later identified by medical staff as a chicken.
There's a second page also.
The corpse was taken to a nearby hospital where it was later identified by medical staff as a chicken.
There's a second page also.
Monday, October 24, 2005
Feeding Time
Please be warned, my patience with the blogger posting software is wearing very, very thin.
When you type Love into Google image search
The last photo on the first page, or the first photo on the second page (it keeps moving) is ...
(At the time of posting it's the first picture on the second page, but the link leads to page one).
Now then, I don't want to be accused of encouraging or enticing anyone to look at objectionable or offensive material, so before I post the link I'm going to describe what you'll see if you choose to click on it.
It is a photograph of a gentleman, in a field, wearing lingerie, with his penis shoved up the exhaust pipe of a Range Rover.
You've been warned!
NSFW.
(At the time of posting it's the first picture on the second page, but the link leads to page one).
Now then, I don't want to be accused of encouraging or enticing anyone to look at objectionable or offensive material, so before I post the link I'm going to describe what you'll see if you choose to click on it.
It is a photograph of a gentleman, in a field, wearing lingerie, with his penis shoved up the exhaust pipe of a Range Rover.
You've been warned!
NSFW.
Word Play
Pit your word knowledge against the clock in this game of definitions and deception.
Define Time.
Uncover the five letter word that has been hidden behind the question marks at the top of the screen.
Code Word.
Click and drag letters in the grid to make words.
Pop Word.
Define Time.
Uncover the five letter word that has been hidden behind the question marks at the top of the screen.
Code Word.
Click and drag letters in the grid to make words.
Pop Word.
Clothing
I didn't know what to wear, so I made a website.
Dress Kevin.
Frumpy to Foxy in 15 minutes.
Calculate your foxitude.
Dress Kevin.
Frumpy to Foxy in 15 minutes.
Calculate your foxitude.
eBay
I've posted toilet seats made out of guitars before, but now a guitar made from a toilet seat.
Carrying on the toilet theme.
The ultimate present poop piddle and putt.
Carrying on the toilet theme.
The ultimate present poop piddle and putt.