Fashion
Saturday, December 03, 2005
You're Gullible
A fine parody of the James Blunt hit, You're Beautiful.
With added interactive tomato splattering action.
With added interactive tomato splattering action.
Factum Non Fabula
I found this the other day and couldn't understand it.
On further inspection, I'm still none the wiser.
Probably best described as the random ramblings of a nutter.
On further inspection, I'm still none the wiser.
Probably best described as the random ramblings of a nutter.
Friday, December 02, 2005
Pizza Box Laptop Case
Lined with 10mm of foam to offer the least amount of protection possible for your laptop.
Old prostitutes find work in rural Australia
Pushed out of the cities due to strong competition from younger and more attractive sex workers.
"A lot of the time these blokes just want a bit of a cuddle, or to talk".
"A lot of the time these blokes just want a bit of a cuddle, or to talk".
Thursday, December 01, 2005
The prices of liquids
Fascinating.
Black printer ink is only less expensive than mercury, insulin, Chanel No.5 perfume, liquid LSD, Thailand cobra venom and scorpion venom.
Black printer ink is only less expensive than mercury, insulin, Chanel No.5 perfume, liquid LSD, Thailand cobra venom and scorpion venom.
Afraid To Ask?
Have you ever had a medical question that you were too embarrassed to ask a friend, family member, or even your doctor?
Man Falls To Death During Spitting Contest
He crouched down and sprung up to spit off the balcony and went over the railing.
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
HAGGIS SEASON STARTS TODAY AT NOON
It's nearly haggis hunting time again. The Hunt begins on 30 November at 12 noon GMT.
United States Patent Application 0050059856
Kissing game for two persons.
The present invention describes a novelty method and apparatus whereby two parties create taste sensations by one or both persons placing a soluble, flavored substance on the tongue, and then deep kissing, and using their respective tongues to cause the substance(s) to be placed, or commingled, on the tongues of both individuals, thereby producing taste sensations for both persons.
The present invention describes a novelty method and apparatus whereby two parties create taste sensations by one or both persons placing a soluble, flavored substance on the tongue, and then deep kissing, and using their respective tongues to cause the substance(s) to be placed, or commingled, on the tongues of both individuals, thereby producing taste sensations for both persons.
LORD MART Jesus junk, Holy Hardware
Jesus Saves (especially when he shops at LORD MART!)
"Lord Mart" was thought up by Leroy L and Doug B over two road trips to ETS as a sort of clearing house for all of the nifty stuff we've found in various "Christian Book Stores" across the land. Sadly, only a few of the above "Christian" products are jokes that do not exist (try to guess which are which!). Some of these are also obviously making fun of Christianity - again, try to guess which are which!
"Lord Mart" was thought up by Leroy L and Doug B over two road trips to ETS as a sort of clearing house for all of the nifty stuff we've found in various "Christian Book Stores" across the land. Sadly, only a few of the above "Christian" products are jokes that do not exist (try to guess which are which!). Some of these are also obviously making fun of Christianity - again, try to guess which are which!
Mobile phone firm launches handset for four-year-olds
Country in uproar.
This is the product.
However, I think this one is better.
When the bear receives a call, his little heart glows red and his head will move with anticipation.
This is the product.
However, I think this one is better.
When the bear receives a call, his little heart glows red and his head will move with anticipation.
'Panda Dog' Newest Designer Canine
The poodle-Maltese cross features a black-and-white dye job fashioned after a panda.
With pictures and video.
With pictures and video.
Mobile Strip Club Found Outside Tampa Football Stadium
Officers found a 40-foot-long mobile home filled with strippers, bouncers and tailgaters outside Raymond James Stadium before Tampa's game with the Chicago Bears on Sunday.
The mobile strip club featured a stripper pole and a disco ball.
The mobile strip club featured a stripper pole and a disco ball.
Man accused in $200,000 Lego Internet scam
Agents had to use a 20-foot truck to cart away the evidence.
What's the buzz? Teens can't stand it
Man discovers that children can hear sounds at higher frequencies than adults can and fashions a novel device that he hopes will provide a solution to the eternal problem of obstreperous teenagers who hang around outside stores and cause trouble.
The Mosquito.
I saw this demonstrated on TV a while back and it appeared to really work.
The Mosquito.
I saw this demonstrated on TV a while back and it appeared to really work.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Create authentic "vinyl" simulation
The ultimate lo-fi weapon, iZotope Vinyl uses 64-bit processing and advanced filtering, modeling and resampling to create authentic "vinyl" simulation, as if the audio was a record being played on a record player.
iZotope Vinyl.
iZotope Vinyl.
Fields Of The Wood Bible Park
From Prayer Mountain, to the gigantic Ten Commandments, to the All Nations Cross, GOD'S WORD UNFOLDS .. Come to the mountains ... CATCH THE VISION!
Attention travellers with nipple piercings
If you plan to fly out of Pittsburgh International Airport, bring your pliers.
Monday, November 28, 2005
Spaceship Batteries
Batteries for di-lithium crystal powered spaceships.
Guaranteed for 1,000,000 light years of inter-galactic space travel.
$10,000,000.00
Guaranteed for 1,000,000 light years of inter-galactic space travel.
$10,000,000.00