Saturday, December 10, 2005

RIP Richard Pryor

Beetle

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Click on the photo for full uncropped version.

Dairy Font

People build letters out of milk crates as you type.

Patent for method of concealing partial baldness

A method of styling hair to cover partial baldness using only the hair on a person's head. The hair styling requires dividing a person's hair into three sections and carefully folding one section over another.

Otherwise known as a combover.

You can view the images here.

Requires QuickTime.

Food-ad tricks

What does a glop of Vaseline have to do with a burger commercial?

I worked in advertising for years and was always impressed by how the stylists made food appear "piping hot". A tampon dipped in water, then wrapped in clingfilm, put in a microwave for a couple of minutes, placed under the back rim of the plate ... instant steaming hot food!

They don't tell you that, do they?

Build your own snowman

'Tis the season to be scared witless

Faith The Biped Dog

She's a little angel.

Classic Rock Guitar Pose Page

Custom Paint By Number Kit from your photo

Who needs bodywork

Alarm clock that flies around the room

Light up your light switches

USB Turntable

Japanese case mod

Complete with sliding access doors and bamboo watercolour.

Dubya makes peace in White House war on terriers

Engineer Outwits Fingerprint Recognition Devices

Copulating deaf couple unaware of own volume

Friday, December 09, 2005

After a hard day at the office

Sleep

Sober Santa

Can you guide Santa around carefully to collect booze and snacks without touching the tracks?

Rumour has it ...

Create a juicy, fake, front-page tabloid scandal about a friend, family member or co-worker. You can write your own, or create one using the rumour-making tool.

Upload an incriminating photo, or choose one of theirs.

Trusted, Effective Treatment for Rectums Phobia

Imagine what your life would be like without Proctophobia, Rectaphobia, and Fear of Rectums.

The bottom line: Rectums Phobia can always be overcome.

The Semiotics Of Smoking

Santa’s Journal

Here.

With podcasts.

Pooping Reindeer

Santa's reindeer dispenses dainty doo doo biscuits for the munching pleasure of your friends and loved ones.

Xbox 360 capers on eBay

Face Lift

Banished Words List 2005

99 strange news photos

From WFTV.

Continually updated.

Women spend nearly five years of their working lives on the phone

Mr and Mrs become Mrs and Mrs

A husband and wife have 'remarried' as a gay couple 14 years after the groom had a sex swap operation.

Neighbours tell schoolboy to pipe down

A teenage bagpiper has been told to stop practising outside his home because the noise is upsetting some of his neighbours.

Andrew Caulfield, 13, and his mother, Elaine, have been warned they face a noise abatement order because his skirl scores two decibels above the accepted limit.

Ironically, the body giving the warning, Renfrewshire Council, has asked Andrew to take part in a £30,000 initiative to encourage more youngsters to take up the pipes.

Goldfish gets cosmetic surgery

Blindfolded Santa Hanging From Noose At Home Upsets Neighbourhood

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Cat that got the cream

Guinness makes you fart

Taxi Driver

This is great fun.

You're in the driving seat. Show your passenger no mercy.

Getting up a good head of speed then hitting the spacebar is interesting.

Fun with physics

Can you match the skulls to the animals?

More mad ramblings

It's a long read and completely incomprehensible.

Recently divorced man seeks caring woman to listen to his side of the story

Stainless Steel Playing Cards

Double Jointed?

Gun-Toting Christmas Miniatures

rsstroom reader - toilet paper printer

Nice idea, but I suspect a hoax.

The Word Of The Year Is

After drunken night a man stumbled into his old home

Killed as a burglar.

By Mr Gentles.

'Cockroach papers' buy-up denied

A restaurant owner who was fined £20,000 after an insect was discovered in a meal has denied buying up every local newspaper reporting the case.

The story about live cockroaches being found in food served by the Sea Palace in Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, was splashed all over local papers.

But, mysteriously, those editions were snapped up from local shelves.

It's called Apophis. It's 390m wide. And it could hit Earth in 31 years time

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Isn't this supposed to be good luck?

Pigeon attack

Yeti / Penguin Baseball

Click on the yeti and the penguin will jump off the cliff.

Click on the yeti again and see how far you can hit the penguin.

After a few fresh air shots I managed quite a respectable 312.6.

With many thanks to Helen.

Fake or Photo?

Amazing Magic Cyber Camera

The Magic Camera will activate your screen to make it light sensitive. It will work like a digital camera. This enables you to have a picture on your very own computer. It is completely secure. Only you will be able to view your picture. No personal information is collected. You're invited to test the camera yourself.

Beta version.

The Rolf Harris Jukebox

All singing, all dancing.

WIth wobbleboard.

Klong

If properly taken care of a Klong will be a great and constant companion for you for the rest of your life.

Shake a leg salt and pepper shakers

Einstein Little Thinker Doll

Toss him around faster than the speed of light and he'll land before you throw him!

Fire

Playboy In Braille

Erotic Furniture Latest Fad In Holland

Rev. Sun Myung Moon demands a 51-mile underwater highway spanning Alaska and Russia

Fido's First Cell Phone

Big balls, small brains

Model Accused Of Hiring Hit Man To Kill For Cheese

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Indecent Exposure

Male or female?

You Have B.O.

Have you got a co-worker who stinks like ass?

A friend who really needs to take a bath?

An acquaintance you wish would learn about standard hygiene practices?

...but you don't know how to bring it up?

YouHaveBO.com is for you.

Christmas Abstract

Christmas songs deconstructed.

Celebrity Caricatures

Celebrate rust!

Rusted.

RUSTED is now the home of the International Society for Rust Preservation (ISRP).

New Soft Helmet Turns Hard in Crash

Genuine Victorian Stuffed St Bernard Dog Rug

Nurses Remain On Top Of Honesty and Ethics List

And right at the very bottom, Telemarketers.

Unsurprisingly.

Playboy

Pakistan deletes 'pro-Bush' poem

Pakistan's government is to remove a poem from a school textbook after it emerged the first letters of each line spelt out "President George W Bush".

Patient and steady with all he must bear,
Ready to meet every challenge with care,
Easy in manner, yet solid as steel,
Strong in his faith, refreshingly real.
Isn't afraid to propose what is bold,
Doesn't conform to the usual mould,
Eyes that have foresight, for hindsight won't do,
Never backs down when he sees what is true,
Tells it all straight, and means it all too.
Going forward and knowing he's right,
Even when doubted for why he would fight,
Over and over he makes his case clear,
Reaching to touch the ones who won't hear.
Growing in strength he won't be unnerved,
Ever assuring he'll stand by his word.
Wanting the world to join his firm stand,
Bracing for war, but praying for peace,
Using his power so evil will cease,
So much a leader and worthy of trust,
Here stands a man who will do what he must.

Hairless Pets: 'You Either Love 'Em Or Hate 'Em'

Lawsuit over ape's 'nipple fetish' settled

4,600 racing Santas go for yo-yo record

It's stuff like this that makes me think that Santa doesn't really exist.

World's first musical sandwich

The sandwich plays a medley of Christmas tunes when the packaging is opened.

Tesco's musical sandwich is a traditional Christmas combination of turkey and cranberry sauce with pork and cranberry stuffing.

It plays a medley of classic Christmas tunes including Jingle Bells, Santa Claus is Coming to Town and We Wish You a Merry Christmas.

Pairs of Identical Twins Marry

In Malaysia.

The best men were twins. So were the bridesmaids and the flower girls.

Monday, December 05, 2005

No Jousting

Morphases - More Faces

The White Christmas Game

Sixteen Serious Questions Raised By "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Interview with John Lennon from 1970

In a season of programmes across the BBC to commemorate the 25th anniversary of John Lennon's death this was broadcast on Saturday night. Click on "listen to this edition".

Throughout the week there are more programmes.

Baby Bush Toys : Brain Food For the Average Child

Click on view more products.

With many thanks to Ajit.

The BabyBushToy Co. is not affiliated with Baby Einstein or the Walt Disney Company.

Long Jump

No more humiliating, uncomfortable doggie boots

Apparatus For Facilitating The Birth Of A Ch