Saturday, January 07, 2006

Always wear a tie to an interview

Attack of the Sprouts

What type of meat are?

Test.

Me: Chewy and unctuous, Corned Beef is your spirit guide.

Your comforting tenderness belies the sultry nature that lurks at your core. You are usually served with a side of salty steamed cabbage which tends to cause indigestion and mealy boiled potatoes which sometimes gum up the works. You are not to everyone's taste, but a true connoisseur will appreciate your homey nature. Your life may not be perfect, but your spirit guide will be the best caretaker that it can be.

So You've Decided to be Evil

A step-by-step guide to joining the Forces of Darkness.

Wacky Warning Labels Contest

Now in its ninth year.

The 4-Year-Old on a Blind Date

Go through checklist: wallet, keys, wet wipes, shoes on correct feet.

USB Digital Bible Key Chain

The Complete And Beautiful King James Translation of The Holy Bible on a Key Chain.

How to make music with your scanner

Information.

With video.

DVD Rewriter

Mouse Phone

2006 New Years Laser Giveaway!

You could blind sombody with one of these.

Not everyone can do this

Going Fishing?

Play with your own lesbian

The Boghorn

This is made from a brand new Armitage Shanks toilet bowl.

Bob Geldof and the Conservatives

DeadBrain have an opinion.

Whilst the cover of the latest Private Eye is a classic.

British women waste £7.3bn on unworn clothes

Obviously I couldn't comment on this.

Dog saves Taiwanese newborn after mother collapses

A female husky dog saved the life of a Taiwanese newborn by snatching him from the toilet after his mother gave birth alone at home and collapsed.

Couple uncovers condom in hazelnut

'Screaming' Rabid Cat Attacks 15 In Neighbourhood

Radio talkshow caller dies on air

Terry.

With video of the DJ's on-air reaction.

Young Cross-Stitcher of the Year

Friday, January 06, 2006

Travel In Style

Paparazzi Game

Travel to various hotspots and take pictures of today's hottest stars. The better the pictures the more money you make.

Includes Wacko.

The Mile Wall - the internet's longest web site

The Mile Wall is a project to build the internet’s longest page. The page will stretch for 1 mile ( 1.6 km ) horizontally and be made entirely of public posted material. It will be the first, or at least one of the first, pages to go entirely horizontal for such an incredible distance.

*Looks down the page*

A few days ago I posted a photo of a sign regarding unattended children.

It has now been brought to my attention that an almost identical sign was recently spotted in a Vietnamese restaurant.

Thanks Sandy.

Drive Project

A documentation of driving six days from Seattle, Washington to Rochester, New York. One digital image was acquired every ten seconds of the drive.

How good or evil is your website?

Unfortunately this page is too big so I can't rate my evilness.

However, I tried it out on the post yesterday as to whether Dubya is the Antichrist and the results were 50% evil, 50% good.

So that's cleared that up then.

Thanks Annemarie.

Add some fun to your blog with these "tools"

Dust Buster



Thanks Ben.

Mommy Cybelle

Domestic Discipline is the kind of control exerted by a Traditional Female Authority Figure. As Mother or StepMother, Aunt, Nanny, Governess, Babysitter, SchoolMistress, Wife, Head of the Household in charge of My maid, or the Lady Next Door, I will control, train, and discipline you in either My mirrored Boudoir or if we must get severe, The Queens Correction Chamber, with warmth, strictness, elegance, and grace.

The World's Heaviest People

Celebrities with ill advised 'tashes

Angry taxi drivers say ban on cords is below the belt

British round-Antarctic oarsman crashes after 30 km

Wedding couples pick the 'Devil's date'

Man's headache leads doctor to discovery of three sewing needles lodged in his brain

As a child, his grandmother had saved him more than once from poisoning after a gas valve was left open inside the house. He once slipped into a river and fell beneath a logjam floating downstream. A three-metre length of heavy pipe fell on his head at work, but that also failed to kill him.

"I'm like a cat with nine lives".

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Metal Head

Games for the Brain

Games. For the brain.

Retrievr - search by sketch

Draw a sketch and this will search Flickr for pictures that look like it.

I tried to post this on Tuesday when there were problems at my end of the interweb and yesterday, when there were problems at theirs.

Third time lucky.

Nice Guy? Or Devil's Spawn

Is Dubya the AntiChrist?

Someone has spent a lot of time on this.

Shakespeare Insult Kit

Combine one word from each of the three columns, prefaced with "Thou".

Cat Vomit

Get your own warning sign.

Breath Capture

Everyone is born with it. A desire to be near the ones we care about most. And we find ways to remember them when they're away. A lock of hair. Letters. An old photo. And now there's Breath Capture™. Capture the breath of a loved one or friend and keep them close. Forever.

Probably a repost.

How Things Work

Science's 10 most beautiful experiments

Postal Experiments

What happens when a variety of unwrapped articles are sent through the United States Postal Service.

Safety First

Men Are From Google Women Are From Yahoo

Woman sues after crisps (chips) gave her wind

Indian Man Has 42 Feet Of Hair

Sabjibhai Radhwa.

He says his hair is a hobby that he is very passionate about.

With pictures and video.

Artist binds feet in desert, loses key

Surprise secret to soccer appeal

It's called football.

Marathon winner does a runner

Tarantula in OAP home 'for weeks'

A tarantula-like spider which has been biting an elderly man in his sleep had been in his house for several weeks.

In Wales.

AA tells family of heart attack victim his breakdown cover expired when he did

That's just heartless.

It's the Automobile Association not Alcoholics Anonymous.

Mother charged with throwing snowball

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Oops

The house landed on the car

Human Pinball Machine

This is fun.

Click on one of the three pictures, wait for the page to load and you have a human pinball machine.

Use the space bar to fire the balls and the left and right arrows to control the flippers.

Most Bloggers Are Assholes

Soy Sauce Dispensing Chopsticks

May not be suitable for very hot noodles.

Putting Bunnies in a Trance

How To Peel An Egg

I didn't realise there were so many ways.

Tai Lihua, Dancing in Silence

This is a fascinating story about Tai Lihua, who went deaf at the age of two and is now considered one of China's leading dancers.

The Fingerless Fiddler

Roy Thackerson lost the sight in his left eye and fingers on his left hand to a dynamite cap explosion at the age of six.

He is now known as The Fingerless Fiddler.

Phil Lynott 1949 - 1986



Died 20 years ago today.

How time flies.

Have You Accepted Jesus Yet?

I don't think this will help.

Move your cursor over the face.

How to Come to Terms With Feeling Ugly

What Is Your Dangerous Idea?

The history of science is replete with discoveries that were considered socially, morally, or emotionally dangerous in their time; the Copernican and Darwinian revolutions are the most obvious.

What is your dangerous idea?

Prove Christ exists, judge orders priest

The Vatican has so far declined to comment.

Parents leave kids home alone to gamble in Vegas

They'll probably be charged with child neglect.

But they're still in Las Vegas.

Woman Will Likely Live With Bullet In Head

A Central Florida woman who was struck in the face by a stray bullet while watching New Year's Eve fireworks.

With scary xray.

I hate to say it, but people were warned.

Is the interweb a bit broken at the moment?

The last couple of days an awful lot of pages don't seem to be working or just stop loading. I thought it was my ISP, but it seems it's not just me.

Just wondered.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The Rules Said Only One Cupful Each

The Top Word Lists for 2005

Singing Birds

You don’t have to be an ornithologist to appreciate the ungimmicky bird songs and movements of the motion-activated Singing Birds. Based on hand-sculpted models by Dr. Tsutomu Suzuki of the University of Tokyo, these freestanding birds are made even more realistic with modern microchip technology, which produces true-to-life sound and twitching in response to motion and changes in light conditions. The birds’ authentic songs come from real recordings from the Cornell Lab of Ornithology, whose mission is to conserve the earth’s biodiversity through research, education and science-based focus on birds.

Why not just get a budgie?

Sideways Bike

Doesn't go forwards, doesn't go backwards.

Remote-Controlled HUMVEE Zero Gravity Wall Climber

Literally drives straight up a wall.

This product is not available at this time.

How To Have A Ton Of Fun Raising Baby Squirrels

How Weird Is Florida?

Enough to fill three books.

Protester sour over milk fight with Waffle House

He was told that if he wanted milk in his coffee he would have to pay for a full glass.

In other waffle-related news ...

Homeless man sues Waffle house for brain damage.

How to get a day off school

When it comes to conjuring a snowstorm, 8-year-old Taylor Zelman has more than a few tricks aimed at getting the day off from school.

She wears her pajamas inside out and backward. She runs around the kitchen table five times and flushes ice cubes down the toilet. And as she goes to sleep on winter school nights, she faithfully repeats, "I want it to snow, I want it to snow, I want it to snow".

Dubious insurance claims 'rising'

A man who tried to sue a local authority after he soiled his trousers has made it on to a list of the most spurious compensation claims.

Other spurious claims to make the list included a bin man who took legal action against his council claiming he was "startled" by a dead badger which fell out of a bag.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Falsies

A Penguin For You

Type in your message and the penguin will slide down the hill and spell it out for you.

Here's one I made earlier.

How fast are