Saturday, January 14, 2006

Beer Goggles

I know it's a gas mask!

Rain

Relaxing interactive flash page.

Guess My Job

Am I hot or not type of thing.

Rock and Roll Hall of Shame

Rock & Roll classics sung by people who probably shouldn't.

Inventions and Ideas from Science Fiction Books and Movies

WTF Essay

Support

Digital Rectal Examination Simulator

If you've been looking for one, you've found it.

NSFWish.

Jack Hammer Johnson

Essentially it's a vibrator on a pogo stick.

NSFW.

The Talking Head

The Talking Head™ vibrator brings audio stimulation as well as physical stimulation for a complete sensation. A technologically advanced rabbit vibrator with onboard computer chip controls, this vibe is the one everyone’s talking about. Especially as you can record your own voice, your lover’s or download voices from anonymous strangers to fulfill your most lustful ambitions.

NSFWish.

Bulgaria Bans Banana-Shaped Toys

As of June 10.

Woman has tattoo

Underwater juggling record foiled by shark

Man killed by flying shrimp

Firefighter frees cat stuck up chimney

Lawyer Allegedly Kidnaps Client Over Fees

Friday, January 13, 2006

Injuns?

The Song Tapper

Song search by tapping.

Paperbaghead

If you spot him, take a picture.

SPEC.-OPS.® TAC-TIE™

World's first load bearing necktie.

Rear view motorcycle helmets

The Mouse Shop

Individually produced computer mice.

Husbands United

Chav Wedding

Innit

A Midwestern Perspective on Politics and Economics

Unusual Deaths

Spider nests in Swedish woman's ear for 27 days

88-year-old woman rescued from blackberry bramble after five days

106 Years Old Woman and Her Young Caretaker Committed Suicide

'Gay' police horse case dropped

A student who called a mounted policeman's horse "gay" will not be prosecuted, it has been revealed.

"Excuse me, do you realise your horse is gay?"

Police Chase 7-Year-Old Driver

Whitney gets the munchies

Chocolate!

She was photographed at an Atlanta gas station at 4 a.m. looking dishevelled and bizarre in pyjama bottoms, a $50,000 fur coat and a messy wig.

Unruly woman forces flight to land

She yelled she had a baby named Jesus, that her uncle impregnated her and that Dubya was behind it all.

Librarians 'suffer most stress'

Fighting fires may sound taxing, chasing criminals demanding, but a new study says that working in library is the most stressful job of all.

Man Arrested For Assaulting People With A Poisoned Handshake

Man's vigil at wrong hospital bed

A series of errors led to a man holding vigil at the bedside of a woman he wrongly believed to be his sick mother.

Wacko facing new sex abuse allegations

A 20-year-old has filed a claim that the pop star molested him as a child, made him have cosmetic surgery and stole his ideas, melodies and lyrics for songs.

That means I might still get an opportunity to post this photo.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Leafy Suburb

Know Jack Schitt

Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt you can correct them.

NSFWish.

Caught on live radio

This is an mp3 of a live radio call.

The guy is called by the DJ, not knowing his girlfriend is listening in. He is then asked who he'd like some flowers sent to.

Left click or right click and save target as.

Deal or No Deal Game

You may have seen this programme on the TV. It's on Channel 4 in the UK and judging by the URL of this it's on NBC in America.

Here's the online game of the American version.

Push the Button

A huge gallery of optical illusions

The World's First Bouncing Ball Camera

Foot Flush pedal for bathrooms and toilets

The Many Strange Products That Come From Japan

Well, a few.

Redneck Riding Lawn Mower

Every Picture Tells A Story

Maybe it's just snoozing

I just don't know what story this picture is telling.

The Prejudice Map

According to Google, people in the world are known for...

Molecule of the Month

In Defence of Biblical Marriage

Did you know there are differences in size in the World?

Even in the globalized world we live in, there are still differences between countries that makes them unique. The language, the culture and now as scientific research has proved, the size of the male sexual organ.

Quick Vibrating Lockpick

How to pick a lock using an electric toothbrush.

Do Burned CDs Have a Short Life Span?

Probably.

I'm glad I stuck with my cassettes.

Teen breaks leg killing spider

Man jailed for claiming non-existent daughter died in the Tsunami

Drivers with severe vision impairments can now drive in Arizona

Prisoner who had a sex swap op to become woman wants to be a man again

Violent kidnapper John Pilley.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Mother Of The Year Award

Blimey

Click for 50% bigger.

Lost Rhapsody by Robert Montjoy

Weird Al Yankovic meets the cast of Lost meets Bohemian Rhapsody.

List Of Online Games

The Manifesto of Forbidden Truth

This should keep you busy.

Self Nut Punch

The Aargh Page

How do you spell aargh?

Argh.

Bible Desktop

World class Bible software that doesn't cost the earth.

Segway HT (Human Transporter)

As used by Jay Kay of Jamiroquai.

On eBay.

With photo of said Jay Kay doing his thang.

Wolf Whistle Horn

Optimus keyboard

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Cyclops Kitten

It didn't survive, but there's a photo here.

Migraine Zapper

Imagine being able to get rid of a migraine with just the pull of a trigger.

Transcranial magnetic stimulator.

Sony launches gay music label

Babysitters jailed for baby rape

This is just shocking.

"Goth" youth set fire to family house

So that he could kill his family and be adopted by a rich family.

Burglar hid property in false leg

Three mobile phones, bank cards and a purse.

Flaming Mouse Story Found To Be False

It did seem a little too good to be true.

Police condemn 156mph BMW driver

V-sign driver is banned

A motorist who made V-signs at a police speed camera has been convicted of dangerous driving and banned for a year.

Sean Toehill, 21, took both hands off the steering wheel to make the gesture, although Cupar sheriff court, Fife, heard that he was not speeding and did not lose control.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Dear Charles Atlas



I've completed the course, now please send me the muscles.

Robotic Bagpipe Player

Funtime Sindy

A collection of photo-stories from a lady who likes to "play dollies".

It's very photo intensive and must take an awful lot of time to do. It even has an outtakes page.

Thanks Ben.

Create an e-annoyance, go to jail

Annoying someone via the interweb is now a federal crime.

Gynaecologist to change gender

Man gets stuck in washing machine

Playing hide-and-seek.

Woman Suffocates Under House Clutter

Probably looking for her mobile phone.

Woman who died in 2003 left in front of TV

A dead woman dressed in white was positioned in a chair in front of a television set for 2 1/2 years because she told her caregiver that she didn't want to be buried and planned to return, the coroner said.

"Don't bury me. I'm coming back".

US draws up space tourism rules

Space tourists must be screened to ensure they are not terrorists.

Bad Burgers Make Students Sick

Several students were sick Friday night after eating food that had been left out since before Christmas.

According to reports, the workers left behind a tray of about 25 burgers inside a warmer.

When school resumed after the holiday break, that food was mixed with fish sandwiches and served to students.