Saturday, January 21, 2006
Brighten up someone's day with freshly picked flowers
Pick the flowers from the garden, arrange them, then you can send them to a friend.
Blow Monkey Nail Dryer
The Blow Monkey Nail Dryer is unlike any beauty gadget you've ever seen before. Press on his plate of bananas, and this sweet little simian blows cool air onto your wet nails.
Slanket: The best blanket ever
The Slanket is a HUGE 100% polyester polar fleece blanket with oversized sleeves.
Loop the loop
I first saw this years ago on TV.
Two guys loop the loop in a small plane.
Check out the gravity-defying dog in the background.
Two guys loop the loop in a small plane.
Check out the gravity-defying dog in the background.
Google defies US over search data
The internet search engine Google is resisting efforts by the US Department of Justice to force it to hand over data about what people are looking for.
If you feel some moral responsibility to let your government know what you're searching for then use Patriot Search.
Thanks, your search has been recorded and will be shared with the governments of the world!
If you feel some moral responsibility to let your government know what you're searching for then use Patriot Search.
Thanks, your search has been recorded and will be shared with the governments of the world!
Woman Becomes Quadruple Amputee After Giving Birth
The hospital, in a letter, wrote that if she wanted to find out exactly what happened, she would have to sue them.
This is very sad.
This is very sad.
Transsexual Drug Dealer Spared The Cane In Singapore
The law does not allow women to be sentenced to that punishment.
Falling banana kills woman
She survived brutal Nazi and Communist regimes to ultimately be brought down by a banana.
Slovenian migrant Ivanka Perko died in hospital last week in bizarre circumstances - she suffered complications after she dropped a banana on her leg.
Comical to the end, the 73-year-old old quipped to friends and family while on her deathbed: "I can't believe after all this time it was a bloody banana that killed me".
Slovenian migrant Ivanka Perko died in hospital last week in bizarre circumstances - she suffered complications after she dropped a banana on her leg.
Comical to the end, the 73-year-old old quipped to friends and family while on her deathbed: "I can't believe after all this time it was a bloody banana that killed me".
Friday, January 20, 2006
Whale spotted in central London
A Northern bottle-nosed whale swimming up the River Thames.
With video.
And some PR people created a blog.
With photos.
With video.
And some PR people created a blog.
With photos.
Pherotones: Ring in the Sexual Attraction
Are you ready to unlock your sexual potential in an adventure of self-discovery through untamed passion and incredible pleasure? If you said “Yes,” then you’re ready for Pherotones, the ringtone secret that can make you irresistible to the opposite sex. Click on these absolutely free Pherotones and listen for yourself. Then share your favorite Pherotones with other “special friends”.
Letters Never Sent
Has a situation gotten so out of control that you feel the need to write a letter? Perhaps you have a demanding boss, a jaded ex-lover, or a secret crush - but just can't seem to muster up the strength to tell them what you really think?
This site is a respository of those letters that you never sent, and probably never will. Of course, we can help you decide. Or, just submit your letter so you know that someone will read it.
Either way, you'll feel better.
This site is a respository of those letters that you never sent, and probably never will. Of course, we can help you decide. Or, just submit your letter so you know that someone will read it.
Either way, you'll feel better.
The Big Nose Appreciation Page
The main goal is to try and bring together all the people that like big noses in a friendly environment of communication.
Is Your Computer Killing You?
Ten ways that the computer can hurt your body, mind, and the environment and what you can do to minimize the damage.
Invasion of the giant jellyfish
A slimy jellyfish weighing as much as a sumo wrestler has Japan's fishing industry in the grip of its poisonous tentacles.
Thanks Deraser.
Police seize Pete Burn's 'gorilla fur' coat
From the Celebrity Big Brother House.
I imagine Pete went apeshit.
Edit: It's alright, the coat is only made from Colobus monkeys.
I imagine Pete went apeshit.
Edit: It's alright, the coat is only made from Colobus monkeys.
Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework
A Croatian lumberjack claims he started 'enjoying housework and knitting' after he was given a female kidney.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Dead Body Guy Update
Sometime back I posted about Dead Body Guy, who wanted to appear as a dead person in a film.
After I'd posted it he even left a thankyou note in the comments. Which was nice.
Now it seems his dream will come true.
I also understand that something special will be happening at an upcoming awards ceremony.
Best wishes Chuck.
After I'd posted it he even left a thankyou note in the comments. Which was nice.
Now it seems his dream will come true.
I also understand that something special will be happening at an upcoming awards ceremony.
Best wishes Chuck.
It's a crime to cut off a woman's hair
Two senior judges spent almost an hour debating issues such as whether hair is dead or alive, what hair means to a woman and whether it is "intrinsic to the individual", before reaching a decision on whether it was a crime for a man to cut off his ex-girlfriend's ponytail against her will.
Revenge: a dish that is best served cold by men
Hell may hath no fury like a woman scorned, but men are more vindictive than women when it comes to revenge, according to British scientists.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
School gives fake tanning lessons
Scottish high school pupils were to be given a lesson in how to apply a fake tan after school chiefs became concerned at the number of children using sunbeds during their lunch break.
Chinese on school menu
A leading public school is making Mandarin Chinese compulsory for new pupils in recognition of the country’s growing economic influence.
Dentist let partner drill teeth
Mogjan Azari allowed her lover Omid Amidi-Mazaheri to work on more than 600 patients, leaving many in agony.
He drilled out cavities without local anaesthetic and installed expensive fillings that crumbled within days.
He drilled out cavities without local anaesthetic and installed expensive fillings that crumbled within days.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
The Infamous Ghetto Indoor Pool
A wonderful tale involving a pet penguin and an enormous indoor swimming pool.
With many thanks to Annemarie.
With many thanks to Annemarie.
Monday, January 16, 2006
Huge manhood is a curse
Jonah Falcon has the world’s biggest penis at 13½in so you would think he’d be over the moon.
But millions of men can take heart — Jonah says the mammoth manhood has ruined his life.
But millions of men can take heart — Jonah says the mammoth manhood has ruined his life.
Big drink sinks thirsty cyclist
A man drank 24 stubbies of beer, 12 mixed spirit cans, a bottle of Jim Beam and a cask of port - then fell off his pushbike.
He then went to his former girlfriend's house after the incident and smashed three windows with a piece of wood.
He had not meant to smash the windows - he was just trying to attract the attention of people inside the house, defence lawyer Chris McGorey said.
He then went to his former girlfriend's house after the incident and smashed three windows with a piece of wood.
He had not meant to smash the windows - he was just trying to attract the attention of people inside the house, defence lawyer Chris McGorey said.
Woman given ASBO for suicide bids
A woman who has tried many times to kill herself has been given an Asbo banning her from much of her home town's seafront.
Mayday! Mayday! British rescue sparked by faulty TV receiver
A faulty digital television receiver has sparked a helicopter rescue mission after sending out a rogue distress signal.
Americans save British hostage no one knew was missing
A British man kidnapped in Iraq and held for five days by armed men who threatened to behead him was rescued last week by American special forces and astonished to discover that no one had noticed he was missing.
Phil Sands, 28, a freelance journalist, was held by gunmen who ambushed his car in Baghdad. He said the worst aspect of his ordeal was imagining the anguish of his family. But his parents were holidaying in Morocco and knew nothing of his sufferings until he called them after he was released during a chance raid by US forces on a farm outside Baghdad.
Phil Sands, 28, a freelance journalist, was held by gunmen who ambushed his car in Baghdad. He said the worst aspect of his ordeal was imagining the anguish of his family. But his parents were holidaying in Morocco and knew nothing of his sufferings until he called them after he was released during a chance raid by US forces on a farm outside Baghdad.
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure
This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure is worried about whether or not you washed your hands after you used the bathroom. Just in case, he's sure you won't mind if he wears his gloves and surgical mask when he shakes your hand. Or even better, maybe you could just bump elbows with hi