I'm sure the ladies are thrilled
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Donald Trump Sues for Billions Over Book's Assertion That He's No Billionaire
That's one way of doing it.
Edit: They've added a login page.
Email: pepto@mailinator.com
Password: bismol
Edit: They've added a login page.
Email: pepto@mailinator.com
Password: bismol
Woman's six fingers sewn back on
All four fingers were cut off her left hand, and two fingertips on her right.
Judge jails teens who ridiculed him on the interweb
A judge who sentenced three teenagers to probation threw them in jail after he saw them ridiculing him and drinking alcohol on a Web site.
"F U Martone. ... Night after court/ Hahaaa."
"F U Martone. ... Night after court/ Hahaaa."
Friday, January 27, 2006
Briton 'not US killings suspect'
His wife and baby daughter were killed by a single bullet, he flew to the UK but is a "potential witness", not a suspect.
Now it turns out he may have been involved in some interweb scam and may not attend their funerals.
The plot thickens.
Now it turns out he may have been involved in some interweb scam and may not attend their funerals.
The plot thickens.
Fake Orthodontic Braces Become Teen Fashion Fad in Thailand
Those who sell and make the pseudo dental gear now face steep fines and prison.
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Heart Shaped Soap for Valentines Day
Smaller than an actual human heart, but fits in your hand perfectly.
Windjector Pro
A revolutionary new workout product that uses air resistance to strengthen, stretch and shape your body so that you get the maximum cardio workout and strength training - no matter what your fitness level.
Briton sought after US shooting
A British man is being sought by US police after his American wife and baby were found shot dead.
This is made even more poignant when you read the family website.
This is made even more poignant when you read the family website.
Scorpion Queen finds King
Thailand's "Scorpion Queen" and "Centipede King" will tie the knot on Valentine's Day and then consummate their nuptials in a coffin.
Police take compulsive shopper to hospital
A young lawyer in the grip of a compulsive shopping addiction spent €4,000 (£2,745) in less than two hours at a motorway service station in Italy.
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
London UK Thames Whale Watering Can
Here's your chance to own a symbol of hope, a piece of history and donate to a worthy cause all at the same time.
On Thursday the 19th of January 2006, a northern bottlenosed whale was spotted on the River Thames. By Saturday Lunchtime two hundred and thirty MILLION people were watching and praying as a small team of dedicated vounteers raced against time and all odds to save him.
This is the watering can that tried to save its life...
On eBay.
In other London whale related news, someone created a spoof web page.
Probably NSF Work or Whale lovers.
Edit: The spoof webpage was created by Rachel. I can understand her being a bit pissed off that the picture travelled all over the interweb and she got no credit.
Credit where credit's due.
On Thursday the 19th of January 2006, a northern bottlenosed whale was spotted on the River Thames. By Saturday Lunchtime two hundred and thirty MILLION people were watching and praying as a small team of dedicated vounteers raced against time and all odds to save him.
This is the watering can that tried to save its life...
On eBay.
In other London whale related news, someone created a spoof web page.
Probably NSF Work or Whale lovers.
Edit: The spoof webpage was created by Rachel. I can understand her being a bit pissed off that the picture travelled all over the interweb and she got no credit.
Credit where credit's due.
I will pee your initials in the snow at 20,000+ feet
Here is the deal…
The highest bidder will get their initials peed in the snow at their bid amount in elevation. Example, if your bid is $17,399 then I will pee in the snow at 17,399 feet on Mt. Denali. I will have a picture taken of your initials peed in the snow, a picture of my altimeter, a photo looking out towards the scenery from that spot along with a copy of my climbing journal, which will mention your name and this crazy event. I may also include additional photos of the adventure, photocopies of my receipts, etc. to provide you with more proof that I actually did this.
On eBay.
The highest bidder will get their initials peed in the snow at their bid amount in elevation. Example, if your bid is $17,399 then I will pee in the snow at 17,399 feet on Mt. Denali. I will have a picture taken of your initials peed in the snow, a picture of my altimeter, a photo looking out towards the scenery from that spot along with a copy of my climbing journal, which will mention your name and this crazy event. I may also include additional photos of the adventure, photocopies of my receipts, etc. to provide you with more proof that I actually did this.
On eBay.
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Peter White Cycles is now the exclusive US supplier for many high quality Weapons of Mass Destruction. With the demise of Saddam Hussein's Iraqi government, WMDs have inexplicably become hard to find on the world market. As an experienced importer of many high quality consumer products, we feel we are in a position to supply your WMD needs at reasonable prices without compromising our usual high standards for customer service. While others are having difficulty locating reliable sources of WMDs, we believe it's a simple matter of knowing where to look.
Due to federal regulations, payment for all WMDs must be made through our bank in Nigeria.
I understand Peter White Cycles is a moderately famous bike store in the US.
With many thanks to Ajit.
Due to federal regulations, payment for all WMDs must be made through our bank in Nigeria.
I understand Peter White Cycles is a moderately famous bike store in the US.
With many thanks to Ajit.
World's first sleep phase alarm clock
Everybody knows the feeling - you wake up in the morning like by your inner clock and you feel wonderfully relaxed and rested. Therefore we have invented the alarm clock of the future waking you up optimally at your best sleep phase – like waking up by your inner clock.
More than 200 reality TV hopefuls queued up to conceive a baby with a stranger live on air for a £10,000 prize
Colombian man kills nephew while trying to scare the hiccups out of him
A man in northern Colombia tried to startle his nephew from a bout of the hiccups by pointing a gun at him, but accidentally pulled the trigger.
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Recalibrating your mouse
You may not realize that your computer mouse can get out of calibration. It needs to be recalibrated every six months or so. More often if you spend a lot of time on the computer.
To recalibrate your mouse, click and hold on the S. Then drag the S towards the e below.
Stop farting around now go and do
something constructive
To recalibrate your mouse, click and hold on the S. Then drag the S towards the e below.
Stop farting around now go and do
something constructive
Matching phones for saints and sinners
One clad in white and sporting a halo, the other in black and featuring horns.
Woman cited for flinging lettuce out car window
"It's biodegradable. I didn't think I was doing anything wrong".
Whale spew find may net $1m for family
A family on South Australia's west coast has discovered a rare specimen of whale vomit on the beach that is tipped to be worth over $1 million.
Edit: The BBC probably describe it better.
Edit: The BBC probably describe it better.
Monday, January 23, 2006
Pervert or Druggie?
So you think you know what a sex offender looks like?
Take this quiz and test your sixth sense.
Calling offenders "perverts" or "druggies" is a matter of opinion and is not intended as an act of defamation. Your mileage may vary.
Take this quiz and test your sixth sense.
Calling offenders "perverts" or "druggies" is a matter of opinion and is not intended as an act of defamation. Your mileage may vary.
Weener Kleener Soap
Dirty Old Man Weener Kleener Soap.
Just a few quick "strokes" of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitize most appendages. Personal Hygiene has never been as stimulating.
Caution: If the Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.
Just a few quick "strokes" of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitize most appendages. Personal Hygiene has never been as stimulating.
Caution: If the Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.
The Aquada
The Aquada is a revolutionary showcase of High Speed Amphibian technology.
Simply press a button and drive into the water. The wheels automatically rise and as you press the accelerator nearly a tonne of thrust pushes the Aquada onto the plane. The whole process takes less than 12 seconds. The Aquada can plane at over 30mph.
Simply press a button and drive into the water. The wheels automatically rise and as you press the accelerator nearly a tonne of thrust pushes the Aquada onto the plane. The whole process takes less than 12 seconds. The Aquada can plane at over 30mph.
