New Policy
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Test Your Flirtability
There's six pages of questions but you do get a very long series of explanations at the end.
H2Om Water With Intention
A crystal clear natural spring water brand infused with the power of intention through words, music and thought. We gratefully offer you an interactive invitation to drink in and resonate with the vibrational frequencies of Love and Perfect Health.
Tom Baker Says...
Thanks to some genius at BT, ordinary people like you can make me say whatever they want, simply by sending a text message to a BT landline.
What follows is the result of some of those text messages. As you can imagine, people tend to want to hear me say naughty words. If you are easily offended, I suggest you leave now!
Everyone else... Enjoy!
What follows is the result of some of those text messages. As you can imagine, people tend to want to hear me say naughty words. If you are easily offended, I suggest you leave now!
Everyone else... Enjoy!
General Carbuncle
This involves The Dukes of Hazzard, an old Ford Capri and lots of little toy cars.
Man puts his mother's ashes on the interweb
It is a bid to fulfil her last wishes of being taken to different countries worldwide.
Doctors remove 11cm worm from woman's eye
According to preliminary results, the worm taken from the 37-year-old patient's eye belongs to the Ascaris family, a common intestinal parasite in pigs that is also found in humans.
Sleep may become a thing of the past
Scientists are developing drugs that mean people will be able to survive on two hours sleep a day.
In other sleep related news, a man in Vietnam hasn't slept for 33 years.
Edit: This link now goes to the correct story.
In other sleep related news, a man in Vietnam hasn't slept for 33 years.
Edit: This link now goes to the correct story.
On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip
China's first speciality penis restaurant opens.
Friday, February 17, 2006
Gallery of ingenious, but perhaps impractical devices
Inventors at work to produce better living for all.
Rescued by monkeys; now ready to marry
Sebunnya was abandoned in the wild at an early age, nurtured by monkeys, rescued four years later and slowly inducted into human life.
The monkeys so loved the boy that they picked him, reared him like one of their own. That is the story of John Sebunnya, the little boy who was discovered twenty years ago, towards the end of the bush war, living in the jungles of Bombo among a tribe of monkeys.
After more than a decade among his own kind, Sebunnya is now a short, dark-skinned man with thick eyebrows and a lean body. Upon close observation, Sebunnya is not physically different from many men his age.
Fascinating.
The monkeys so loved the boy that they picked him, reared him like one of their own. That is the story of John Sebunnya, the little boy who was discovered twenty years ago, towards the end of the bush war, living in the jungles of Bombo among a tribe of monkeys.
After more than a decade among his own kind, Sebunnya is now a short, dark-skinned man with thick eyebrows and a lean body. Upon close observation, Sebunnya is not physically different from many men his age.
Fascinating.
17-year-old addicted to sand
There are drug addicts. There are alcoholics. Some inhale shoe-polish or adhesives. Some people even use venomous snakes or spiders to enjoy ecstatic moments of trances. But a 17-year old boy relishes eating “sand,” red or white! Subhas Bag of Dankuni in Hooghly is sand-addicted. He eats sand every day. “I take a fistful of sand almost every hour. Otherwise I feel uneasy. It is necessary in my list of food,” he said.
He eats 2 to 3 kg of sand every day.
He eats 2 to 3 kg of sand every day.
Tree mascot fired for drinking at basketball game
The defrocked tree plans to apply to become an astronaut and hopes one day to walk on the moon.
Sex guide is 'too explicit' for schools
All the topics in the 60-page guide, including safer sex and pregnancy, are recommended in national guidelines but the level of detail and the "chatty" style used has brought condemnation from some parents, who claim that it trivialises sex.
In one chapter it says: "There's no accounting for taste. Not everyone likes oral sex. Not everyone likes ham and cheese sarnies, either." It goes on to recommend using cling film to prevent catching sexually transmitted diseases.
In one chapter it says: "There's no accounting for taste. Not everyone likes oral sex. Not everyone likes ham and cheese sarnies, either." It goes on to recommend using cling film to prevent catching sexually transmitted diseases.
Man coughs up nail 35 years after accident
In 1970, a bizarre gardening accident embedded a small nail deep inside Guy "Bud" Hart's body.
More than 35 years later, the nail made an unexpected return, much to Hart's surprise.
The Placerville man was stunned earlier this month when a coughing fit expelled the inch-long sliver of metal, completing its decades-long trek inside the 84-year-old's body.
"I didn't think something like that could happen".
With photo and video.
More than 35 years later, the nail made an unexpected return, much to Hart's surprise.
The Placerville man was stunned earlier this month when a coughing fit expelled the inch-long sliver of metal, completing its decades-long trek inside the 84-year-old's body.
"I didn't think something like that could happen".
With photo and video.
Man Obsessed With Doorknobs Faces Prison
He took a variety of items from the construction sites to disguise his obsession, "so that it would look like a typical burglary rather than someone just stealing doorknobs".
23-Month-Old Takes Mum's Van For Spin
Through a car-wash bay and two panels of fencing before hitting the side of a house.
The toddler was too short to reach the pedals.
The toddler was too short to reach the pedals.
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Nine to Five
24th February 2006 is Work Your Proper Hours Day.
Once again the clever people from eclectech have created a game.
Try to click the clocks as near to 9-5 as possible.
You get to see one of loads of funny animations depending on your score.
Once again the clever people from eclectech have created a game.
Try to click the clocks as near to 9-5 as possible.
You get to see one of loads of funny animations depending on your score.
Think of an object
The A.I. will try to figure-out what you are thinking by asking simple questions.
Not your mama's 'birds and bees', zoo's X-rated animal sex tour is graphic, kinky
It was time for the annual Valentine's Day sex tour at the San Francisco Zoo, but none of the permanent residents got the memo. As human voyeurs learned about the torrid world of amorous beasts, most of the animals barely glanced at each other.
'Bird flu killing' air conditioner goes on sale
South Korea's LG Electronics says it has begun selling a new air conditioner equipped with a filter made out of kimchi that destroys the killer bird flu virus.
Kimchi is a spicy fermented vegetable dish made with red peppers, radishes and a lot of garlic and ginger.
Kimchi is a spicy fermented vegetable dish made with red peppers, radishes and a lot of garlic and ginger.
High School Student Sends Roses To 500 Classmates
The 17-year-old junior ordered 500 red roses and had them delivered to nearly all his female classmates on Valentine's Day. A card attached to the roses said, "To all the lovely ladies of 2007, here's wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day. Affectionately, Paul Kim."
Charmer.
Charmer.
Doctor Admits Implanting Screwdriver In Patient
A family in Hilo, Hawaii, has sued a doctor after he implanted a screwdriver into the neck of a patient, instead of titanium rods.
With scary X-rays.
With scary X-rays.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Cosmic Bounce
Cosmic Bounce is to Web-based games what salami is to manhole covers.
I haven't a clue what to do but it's pretty and the music is lovely.
I haven't a clue what to do but it's pretty and the music is lovely.
Maze Game
You may also have noticed this a couple of days ago.
*Batters monitor and runs off in a traumatised state.*
*Batters monitor and runs off in a traumatised state.*
Grow Cube Update
I posted this a couple of days ago.
As usual I had no idea what to do.
Paul suggested water, trees, bucket, tube, fire, dish, bone, spring, ball.
Whilst Ben suggests man, water, trees, pot, pipe, fire, dish, bone, ball, spring.
Just so you know.
As usual I had no idea what to do.
Paul suggested water, trees, bucket, tube, fire, dish, bone, spring, ball.
Whilst Ben suggests man, water, trees, pot, pipe, fire, dish, bone, ball, spring.
Just so you know.
Aliens and Children
This website features a series of drawings made by children who were abducted by aliens for the alien purpose of creating a new race of alien/human hybrids.
A-Z of Alien Species here.
A-Z of Alien Species here.
Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says
A man who allegedly masturbated onto a computer screen, keyboard and chair in Morgan Library called the accusation against him a "witch hunt" by overzealous library officials.
"At 48, I don't have the distance".
I have a friend who works in the library of a university and he has witnessed something similar.
"At 48, I don't have the distance".
I have a friend who works in the library of a university and he has witnessed something similar.
Cop twiddled truncheon
A top cop arrested for pleasuring himself in his car claimed he was fiddling with his mobile.
“I do know the difference between a mobile telephone and a penis”.
“I do know the difference between a mobile telephone and a penis”.
Officers Must Have Sex With Prostitutes For Evidence
Undercover sex is getting the OK from a Virginia sheriff.
Spotsylvania County Sheriff Howard Smith said he stands by the practice of allowing detectives to receive sexual services in the course of their investigations so they can catch suspects in the act.
Court documents show that four times last month, county detectives allowed women at a massage parlor to perform sex acts on them. In one case, a lawman left a $350 tip.
Only unmarried detectives are allowed to do the under-the-covers work.
Spotsylvania County Sheriff Howard Smith said he stands by the practice of allowing detectives to receive sexual services in the course of their investigations so they can catch suspects in the act.
Court documents show that four times last month, county detectives allowed women at a massage parlor to perform sex acts on them. In one case, a lawman left a $350 tip.
Only unmarried detectives are allowed to do the under-the-covers work.
Couple to Get Married at Funeral Home
Daisy Judy and John Franko are getting married at the same place where they mourned the death of their spouses.
Woman Allegedly Tries to Buy Pot From Cops
The 20-year-old woman called the police station about 3:15 a.m. Saturday, asking where she could buy marijuana, authorities said. The dispatcher, after repeatedly telling the woman it was illegal to sell and possess marijuana, then told her that police had some of the drug in the station's evidence locker.
At 4 a.m. the woman arrived.
'You know what? She's here. She just handed me $3 for marijuana'.
At 4 a.m. the woman arrived.
'You know what? She's here. She just handed me $3 for marijuana'.
Sofa-jumping leads to death
Twelve-year-old Darren Lim Kai Fun was jumping on the couch when he fell 28 floors to his death.
Youth gets all tied up in foldaway bed
A German youth who tied himself to a foldaway bed because he was bored was rescued by police after becoming trapped in its mechanism.
When police entered the apartment, they found the bed had folded itself away and the red-faced youth was tied upside down to it with a tow-rope and wire.
Thanks Annemarie.
When police entered the apartment, they found the bed had folded itself away and the red-faced youth was tied upside down to it with a tow-rope and wire.
Thanks Annemarie.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
What You'll Do for Valentine's Day
Based on a survey of interweb users aged 17 - 34, this is a projection of what you are most likely to do for Valentines Day 2006.
Fore-edge Painting
Since 1970, Martin Frost has produced well over 3000 Fore-edge and Miniature Paintings for the book trade.
Talking President Dolls
Toy Presidents, talking President dolls and political action figures
They also make non-political dolls, with the Moses one particularly realistic.
They also make non-political dolls, with the Moses one particularly realistic.
See Dick. Run!
Handy identification chart for Vice-Presidential hunting trips.
Smoking Gun report.
Cheney-O-Rama! from Neatorama.
Smoking Gun report.
Cheney-O-Rama! from Neatorama.
Girl's Science Project May Make You Rethink That Drink Order
Student Jasmine Roberts examined the amount of bacteria in ice served at fast food restaurants.
The 12-year-old compared the ice used in the drinks with the water from toilet bowls in the same restaurants.
Her discovery: Seventy percent of the time, the ice had more bacteria than the toilet water.
The 12-year-old compared the ice used in the drinks with the water from toilet bowls in the same restaurants.
Her discovery: Seventy percent of the time, the ice had more bacteria than the toilet water.
Boy admits stabbing mother 111 times
A 16-year-old boy pleaded guiltyto murdering his mother by stabbing her 111 times last year after she discovered he was trying to learn how to make a bomb.
Woman Accused Of Cutting Off Baby's Arms Pleads Not Guilty
A woman accused of killing her 10-month-old daughter by cutting off the baby's arms with a kitchen knife pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity at the start of her murder trial.