Sunday, March 12, 2006

Teeth

Girl jumps through basketball hoop

She doesn't exactly jump through it, but is thrown.

And it looks like an incredibly dangerous thing to do.

Followed by much whooping and hollering.

How to eat a pancake

If you haven't seen this before maybe you should.

World Livestock Auctioneer Championships

MP3s of the winners from 1963 - 2005.

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Test Your Reaction Speed

Once you have started the test you will be presented with a red dot in the centre of the screen, after a random amount of time the dot will change to yellow.

The objective is to click the dot as fast as possible when the colour changes, after 5 attempts your average response time will be displayed .

Try the test at different times of the day to see when you're at your quickest.

Busted

The Face Memory Game

See how well you can do in trying to remember a random face.

Meat Identification Test

Can you tell your beef from your pork from your lamb?

The Love Calculator

Welcome to this great invention of Doctor Love!

We all know that a name can tell a lot about a person. Names are not randomly chosen: they all have a meaning. Doctor Love knew this so he made another great invention just for the lonely you!

Sometimes you'd like to know if a relationship with someone could work out. Therefore Doctor Love himself designed this great machine for you. With The Love Calculator you can calculate the probability of a successful relationship between two people. The Love Calculator is an affective way to get an impression
of what the chances are on a relationship between two people.

I don't think this is scientifically proven.

BodyMint Enhance your scent appeal!

BodyMint tablets are taken daily like a vitamin, BodyMint helps to reduce body odours including breath, underarm and foot odours whether you're at home, work or play. So even hours after you've stepped out of the shower or brushed your teeth, you can still have confidence in your scent appeal!

Well I'm convinced.

6-Foot Walk-on-Water Ball

This giant 6' inflatable sphere lets you walk across water as fast as you can stride.

Animal Cuteness



A whole load of cute animal slide shows.

Scroll down the page for the archives.

'Dumbest' criminal jailed for 28 months

David McGregor was sentenced to 28 months after admitting a list of offences which included assault, fraud, attempted theft and breaching community service.

Among his less successful exploits was failing to conceal an offensive weapon when, following a confrontation at a pub, an axe fell from where it was hidden up his sleeve. Regulars were able to identify McGregor since the incident happened at his local.

On another occasion he successfully passed off a fake £10 note at a Co-op store, but was caught after he was heard saying "I got a result" as he left the shop, where he was a regular customer and staff knew his name.

He once tried to use a stolen bank card to buy 400 cigarettes and get £50 cashback at his local Asda. Staff were suspicious because the card was in a woman's name.

An attempt at drug-dealing would have gone unnoticed too, but he was arrested for another offence and happened to have 130 diazepam in his pocket. McGregor was also found to have stolen Marks & Spencer vouchers when police attempted to arrest him on another charge.

McGregor, 34, of Newhouse Road, Perth, earned the title of the country's dumbest criminal in 2002 when his attempt to cover up a jewel robbery from a house in the city was discovered by X-ray.

The householder arrived back to find the heroin addict in an upstairs bedroom and watched him swallow three diamond rings.

McGregor tried to make his escape out of the window, but slipped on the icy ledge and tumbled awkwardly to the ground below. He was arrested a short time later but denied he had the rings. However, when he was X-rayed at Perth Royal Infirmary, it was clear exactly where the rings were.

"Baseball's Best Burger"

The ballpark sandwich will include a hamburger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon - all between a "bun" made of a sliced Krispy Kreme Original Glazed doughnut.

The accelerator has jammed, the brakes have burned out and I'm trapped in my BMW doing 130mph

Kevin Nicolle, 25, was unable to stop the automatic BMW going at top speed after the malfunction

His terrifying journey, which was followed by four police cars and a helicopter, ended when he smashed the car into a roundabout, flipping it on its roof.

In custody: suspect, big dog, tiny dog, alligator

Their owner, Carl Anthony Fennell, 37, is in custody at the Marion County Jail on charges of possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana and resisting law enforcement.

The two dogs also have been behind bars since early Wednesday. The 21/2-foot alligator has been confined to a plastic tub.