Bonjour

You'll be humming this for the rest of the day

It's a bit like Chinese water torture by interweb.

I'm not sure if that's a leek she's swinging around, or a large spring onion.

Man Jumps From the Top of a Building

Using a plastic carrier bag as a parachute.

Unsurprisingly a stretcher is required when he lands.

Unusual Articles

From Wikipeia.

Loads of them.

I Don't Know

About this.

Consult With The Mystic Horse

Here.

Handy

Eye Eye

Exercises for your eyes.

A rather unpleasant montage of pictures showing a woman having some kind of maggot removed from her eye.

Firefighters help man with his genitals snared in horse's bridle.

Amongst other things.

Woman with false arm refused entry to pub

Because she could use the artificial limb as an offensive weapon.

Naked man removed from chimney

Police think he may have been under the influence of drugs.

England 'addicted to sex and TV'

England is a nation of "overweight, alcopop-swilling, sex-and-celebrity obsessed television addicts", according to the latest edition of the Rough Guide to England.

That sounds about right.