Man advised to engage in more traditional ways to find a date

A truck driver in  Port Townsend, Washington, called 911 to report a nude man running in the road.

Officers responded and found a clothed Port Townsend man, 38, sitting in a car.



The man denied being naked, but admitted he had been waving around a vibrating phallic device in an attempt to flag down semi-truck drivers for a date.

The man was told to discontinue the activity on the road and advised to engage in more traditional ways to find a date.