tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10345672.post3802370102833648667..comments2024-03-28T12:01:41.742+00:00Comments on Nothing To Do With Arbroath: Zoo keeper licked constipated monkey's buttocks for an hour to help it defecate a peanutarbroathhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03996975604444089064noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10345672.post-62306967201336296152012-12-15T01:17:13.582+00:002012-12-15T01:17:13.582+00:00Joe, that is messed up. Get a life.
Joe, that is messed up. Get a life.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10345672.post-71586484324615263292012-05-04T18:02:23.467+01:002012-05-04T18:02:23.467+01:00My alligator didn't poop for 2 weeks, so I tho...My alligator didn't poop for 2 weeks, so I thought I would try this method, I licked his twitcher for over 3 hours, well let me tell you my wife was jealous, she wanted to know why I was having a go at myself while helping my scaly friend. Now my wife tells me everyday that she is having a hard time dropping a duke, well I'll tell you that I have a sore neck, not to mention the horrific case of halitosis I have. Just the other day I was talking to a friend the other day and he lost his lunch when he smelled my breath, but even with all that I still love tossing the salad, just please hold the croutons.Joe Dailyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03005325285897789082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10345672.post-40460220547898015432012-05-04T12:09:18.142+01:002012-05-04T12:09:18.142+01:00Sorry little monkey, I don't think you're ...Sorry little monkey, I don't think you're gonna make it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10345672.post-83847769047210680922012-05-04T07:44:22.322+01:002012-05-04T07:44:22.322+01:00I would use a small brush with warm water, that sh...I would use a small brush with warm water, that should do the trick...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10345672.post-84133252225428673362012-05-03T22:13:09.677+01:002012-05-03T22:13:09.677+01:00My family has helped out at a wildlife rescue shel...My family has helped out at a wildlife rescue shelter for 5+ years and when we first took some baby squirrels home to foster, our supervisor showed us how squirrel and rabbit mothers 'simulate' their young to poop by licking. She laughed while telling us about one of the other foster moms who complained about not getting any results despite long simulating sessions. The supervisor said to her, "Sometimes it helps to use warmer water on the paper towel."<br /><br />The other foster mom aparrently looked at her horrified and said, " WHAT PAPER TOWEL!!!"<br /><br />Yes she thought she was suppossed to be licking, too.<br /><br />True story....Gerrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10345672.post-15987486292281569112012-05-03T15:06:21.265+01:002012-05-03T15:06:21.265+01:00Yeah, i hope the Bangsheng used a dental dam.Yeah, i hope the Bangsheng used a dental dam.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10345672.post-88328056067040222742012-05-03T10:45:23.242+01:002012-05-03T10:45:23.242+01:00Because they don't have hot towels in China?Because they don't have hot towels in China?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05703008684052999988noreply@blogger.com