Walking on Water

The Giraffe Milking Game

Possibly the best giraffe milking game on the interweb.

Brown Cow Curling

This is great.

I do like the cows sweepy tails.

Cosmic Bounce

Cosmic Bounce is to Web-based games what salami is to manhole covers.

I haven't a clue what to do but it's pretty and the music is lovely.

Crazy Maze

No hidden tricks.

Maze Game

You may also have noticed this a couple of days ago.

*Batters monitor and runs off in a traumatised state.*

Grow Cube Update

I posted this a couple of days ago.

As usual I had no idea what to do.

Paul suggested water, trees, bucket, tube, fire, dish, bone, spring, ball.

Whilst Ben suggests man, water, trees, pot, pipe, fire, dish, bone, ball, spring.

Just so you know.

A gothic tale of one night's events

A story in 12 chapters with accompanying art and music.

Aliens and Children

This website features a series of drawings made by children who were abducted by aliens for the alien purpose of creating a new race of alien/human hybrids.

A-Z of Alien Species here.

Ice N Go Backyard Skating Rinks

Turn your swimming pool into an ice rink.

Levitation

Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says

A man who allegedly masturbated onto a computer screen, keyboard and chair in Morgan Library called the accusation against him a "witch hunt" by overzealous library officials.

"At 48, I don't have the distance".

I have a friend who works in the library of a university and he has witnessed something similar.

Cop twiddled truncheon

A top cop arrested for pleasuring himself in his car claimed he was fiddling with his mobile.

“I do know the difference between a mobile telephone and a penis”.

Officers Must Have Sex With Prostitutes For Evidence

Undercover sex is getting the OK from a Virginia sheriff.

Spotsylvania County Sheriff Howard Smith said he stands by the practice of allowing detectives to receive sexual services in the course of their investigations so they can catch suspects in the act.

Court documents show that four times last month, county detectives allowed women at a massage parlor to perform sex acts on them. In one case, a lawman left a $350 tip.

Only unmarried detectives are allowed to do the under-the-covers work.

Man Attempts Suicide by Crucifixion

Had trouble nailing his second hand.

World's First Contraceptive Spray

Available soon.

Couple to Get Married at Funeral Home

Daisy Judy and John Franko are getting married at the same place where they mourned the death of their spouses.

Woman Allegedly Tries to Buy Pot From Cops

The 20-year-old woman called the police station about 3:15 a.m. Saturday, asking where she could buy marijuana, authorities said. The dispatcher, after repeatedly telling the woman it was illegal to sell and possess marijuana, then told her that police had some of the drug in the station's evidence locker.

At 4 a.m. the woman arrived.

'You know what? She's here. She just handed me $3 for marijuana'.

Sofa-jumping leads to death

Twelve-year-old Darren Lim Kai Fun was jumping on the couch when he fell 28 floors to his death.

Youth gets all tied up in foldaway bed

A German youth who tied himself to a foldaway bed because he was bored was rescued by police after becoming trapped in its mechanism.

When police entered the apartment, they found the bed had folded itself away and the red-faced youth was tied upside down to it with a tow-rope and wire.

Thanks Annemarie.