Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Police mystified about crash-landed UFO on fire in middle of road that is actually a pizza oven

At about midnight on Saturday a 999 call came from a worried member of the public to say there was something on fire in Kingston-upon-Thames, south west London.



Officers from the emergency response team were sent, along with the London Fire Brigade.



A Kingston police spokesman said: "The officers that arrived on scene described the item as looking like a crash landed UFO."



It transpired the hemispherical object is a mosaic-covered pizza oven. But how it got there, and on fire, is still not known. Anyone with information about how it ended up being there is urged to contact police.
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3 comments:

  1. Steve7:56 am

    Right, it was a "pizza oven." And a weather balloon crashed in Roswell.

    We're being invaded by aliens, but they're not carbon-based lifeforms. They're pizza based. They picked the wrongest planet.

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  2. Ratz2:33 pm

    Cow abduction is so passé, pizza oven abduction is where the real money lies if you're an ET.

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  3. Anonymous2:07 pm

    Alien invader: "Take away the Earthlings' pizza, and you take away their will to live!"

    Lurker111

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