The NosePouch is the newest functional innovation in a handkerchief since the dark ages.
A new generation of handkerchief with a new pouch design. It will help you contain excessive nasal discharge better than ever!
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
The most practical way to blow your nose
The NosePouch is the newest functional innovation in a handkerchief since the dark ages.
A new generation of handkerchief with a new pouch design. It will help you contain excessive nasal discharge better than ever!
Would-be robber leaves with less than he came with
Police said the man walked into the store about 6 p.m. and approached the cashier with a bottle of liquid shoe polish. He gave the cashier a $5 bill. When the clerk opened the drawer to make change, the man reportedly yelled at the clerk demanding cash.
“He scared her so bad, she fell to the floor,” Sgt. Clint Kellet said of the cashier. The woman either had the presence of mind to close the cash drawer as she fell or accidentally closed it.
Either way, the man fled without the shoe polish, without the $5 bill and without the change owed.
“He scared her so bad, she fell to the floor,” Sgt. Clint Kellet said of the cashier. The woman either had the presence of mind to close the cash drawer as she fell or accidentally closed it.
Either way, the man fled without the shoe polish, without the $5 bill and without the change owed.
Boss sued over 'breast attention'
A woman who had breast enlargement surgery to transform her B-cup to a DD-cup is taking her boss to court for looking at her breasts too often.
Sabrina Pace, 26, who works at a Cardiff car-hire firm, said that after she returned to work following her breast operation, her manager, David Ford, began to pay her unwanted attention.
"You will have to close your cardigan, Sabrina, unless you want me to talk to your breasts".
Sabrina Pace, 26, who works at a Cardiff car-hire firm, said that after she returned to work following her breast operation, her manager, David Ford, began to pay her unwanted attention.
"You will have to close your cardigan, Sabrina, unless you want me to talk to your breasts".
Mum accused of abducting kids, posing as dad
A woman accused of abducting her two young children from their father, then radically changing her appearance and assuming his identity, was in custody on suspicion of kidnapping, authorities said.
Shellie White, 30, was taken into custody in Roanoke Rapids on Friday, more than two years after she was charged with custodial interference in the children’s disappearance.
“Ms. White radically changed her appearance to that of a man and assumed many aliases,” including her ex-husband’s, said a news release.
Shellie White, 30, was taken into custody in Roanoke Rapids on Friday, more than two years after she was charged with custodial interference in the children’s disappearance.
“Ms. White radically changed her appearance to that of a man and assumed many aliases,” including her ex-husband’s, said a news release.
Drink-driver, 14, in court fracas
A 14-year-old drink-driver punched a prosecutor and threw a jug of water at magistrates as she was jailed.
Leanne Black, of Thatcham, Berkshire, flew into a rage at Newbury Youth Court after being told she faced four months behind bars for driving offences.
Before the attack, the court took the unusual step of saying she could be named in the public interest.
She is thought to have become the UK's youngest drink-driver at age 12, when she was disqualified for two years.
Black’s mother Nora was just as foul. She flashed her bum at photographers outside the court, shouting: “Go on, then, film this.”
Leanne Black, of Thatcham, Berkshire, flew into a rage at Newbury Youth Court after being told she faced four months behind bars for driving offences.
Before the attack, the court took the unusual step of saying she could be named in the public interest.
She is thought to have become the UK's youngest drink-driver at age 12, when she was disqualified for two years.
Black’s mother Nora was just as foul. She flashed her bum at photographers outside the court, shouting: “Go on, then, film this.”
Man divorces wife in his sleep
A Muslim couple in India has been told by local Islamic leaders they must separate after the husband "divorced" his wife in his sleep.
Sohela Ansari told friends that her husband Aftab had uttered the word "talaq", or divorce three times in his sleep.
When local Islamic leaders got to hear, they said Aftab's words constituted a divorce under an Islamic procedure known as "triple talaq." The couple, married for 11 years with three children, were told they had to split.
Sohela Ansari told friends that her husband Aftab had uttered the word "talaq", or divorce three times in his sleep.
When local Islamic leaders got to hear, they said Aftab's words constituted a divorce under an Islamic procedure known as "triple talaq." The couple, married for 11 years with three children, were told they had to split.
Man Confronts Police With Potato Peeler
Police in Augusta said they responded to a domestic call and ended up looking down the business end of a potato peeler.
Monday, March 27, 2006
Another splendid inventor looking for investment
A few days ago I posted a clip from American Inventor with The Bladder Buddy.
This guy has invented a flatulence deodorizer.
*Has an episode of gas and is embarrassed by the noise*
Link goes directly to wmv file.
This guy has invented a flatulence deodorizer.
*Has an episode of gas and is embarrassed by the noise*
Link goes directly to wmv file.
More Funny Cats
Another compilation of amusing cat antics.
Link goes directly to wmv file.
For more cat goodness, go and visit Miss Cellania.
Link goes directly to wmv file.
For more cat goodness, go and visit Miss Cellania.
Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven voted best guitar solo of all time
By Total Guitar magazine.
Top 10 guitar solos
1) Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
2) Van Halen - Eruption
3) Guns N' Roses - Paradise City
4) The Eagles - Hotel California
5) Metallica - Enter Sandman
6) Cream - Crossroads
7) Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
8) Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train
9) Free - All Right Now
10) Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Top 10 guitar solos
1) Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven
2) Van Halen - Eruption
3) Guns N' Roses - Paradise City
4) The Eagles - Hotel California
5) Metallica - Enter Sandman
6) Cream - Crossroads
7) Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
8) Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train
9) Free - All Right Now
10) Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Big blow for sex doll thief
A randy thief was left feeling deflated last week after he got six months for stealing a blow-up doll from a sex shop.
There was sniggering in the public gallery of Belfast Magistrates' Court as a prosecutor told how Mark Short (18), stole the inflatable woman.
There was sniggering in the public gallery of Belfast Magistrates' Court as a prosecutor told how Mark Short (18), stole the inflatable woman.
Police find small pony in Mini Metro
Police patrol officers who stopped a Mini Metro believed to have been involved in a road accident found a Shetland pony on the back seat.
The incident was among details of traffic offences listed by Norfolk Police as part of a new road campaign.
The incident was among details of traffic offences listed by Norfolk Police as part of a new road campaign.
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