Death of a Clown

Drunk African Animals

A little too much fermenting fruit and this happens.

*Staggers off happily*

How the Thai Police deal with errant motorcyclists

Have a mighty swing at them with giant baseball bats.

Incredible.

Talking frogs review websites

Ticketmaster.

Home Depot.

The Amazing Erotic Adventures Of Georgina Bush

Welcome to the Amazing Erotic Adventures of Georgina Bush. This is an interactive story in which you get to be George W. Bush, 43rd president of the United States. As leader of the free world, your schedule can be exhausting. You must juggle presidential briefings and panty-shopping, diplomatic sessions and drag-queen karaoke contests.

Take a wrong step and the world will discover your secret.

Bad F1 Accident

Here.

How to pour Ketchup

The full technical explanation.

I didn't expect this.

Duck

Brits and Clothes

One in three regularly make telephone calls in the nude.

Nearly half admit to wearing no underwear on a night out.

Couple Sells Candles That Smell Like Jesus

Apparently the formula is all spelled out in Psalm 45.

With sweet smelling video.

Woman sues relative for 'grave-snatching'

Her aunt-in-law "stole her grave" and was buried in it instead.

I don't think I've ever heard the phrase aunt-in-law before.

Man Sets Record Kissing Cobra 51 Times

Madness.

With video.

Man gets probation for shooting at remote-controlled planes

Caused his goats to faint from exhaustion.

Britain's King of the Bloggers

Congratulations Rob.

Obvious

The Invisible Quest

Use your eyes to help you on your quest.

You won't be able to see your cursor.

Gary Numan's moving hairline

Numorph.

Flashing Grannie Costume and Wig

Flashing Grannie Costume includes grey grannie wig with bun, Body Suit, Granny Dress with Lace Trim and SEXY Ankle High Stockings. Just rip open the velcro to reveal the volumptuous body suit beneath.

I can imagine these being a big hit.

Technical Support Excuse Generator

Temporary, fatal metadata anomoly.

World's Biggest Sandwich

Here.