The British Government was last night reported to be engaged in last ditch attempts to avert a diplomatic crisis between Heaven and 10 Downing street following claims by British Prime Minister Tony Blair that God himself had personally ordered the liberation of the Iraqi oilfields during a prayer session conducted at the request of the Prime Minister in his pyjamas before bedtime.
Lawyers representing God had attempted to seek an injunction preventing the transmission of a broadcast on national television in which Tony Blair is said to reveal sensitive information regarding conversations held with the Deity at the bottom of Blair’s bed with the prime ministers hands clasped together while his eyes were tightly shut, but were thwarted at the last minute by the recently passed Freedom of Bad Public Relations Act which now permits British Premiers full access to all available means of bad publicity.
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