A caller reported that a woman giving her dog an enema near the water fountain in Aliso Town Centre took matter into her own hands when asked to cease by passers by.
The unidentified woman reportedly threw expelled faecal matter at the caller's wife and one-year-old child, and then fled to another area of the mall, according to the Sheriff's Blotter.
The caller described the suspect as a white female around 45 years old, 5'10" 120 lbs. with red/brown hair and a lime green shirt with blue jeans.
Police were not immediately available for comment, though no arrests were recorded in the blotter.