Thursday, January 21, 2010

Tree sex man ordered to leave park

A man has been banned for life from a public city park after he allegedly dropped his pants and tried to have sex with a tree.

William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie, Scotland after claims he attempted to have intercourse with the plant.

It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants while in the visitor attraction in September last year.



It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles.

Shaw, of Airdrie, pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town's sheriff court.

Sheriff Frank Pieri released Shaw on bail on the condition that he stays away from Central Park.

2 comments:

DeviousBeingDevious said...

Got Wood?
..give the boy a break tho, i mean she is a sexy tree lady.

Wasoncelostbutnowfound said...

I agree that tree actually turns me on. I would prob most likely indefinitely blow my sweet seed into that tree and make a hybrid tree..ofc for scientific purposes!