<span>As soon as my time machine was finished, I traveled back to 1890, so I could kill Hitler before he was old enough to commit any of his horrible crimes. It wasn't as gratifying as I thought it would be.</span> <span> -Oh my God. You killed a baby.</span> <span> -Yes, but the baby was Hitler.</span> <span> -Who?</span> <span> -</span>Hitler<span>. It's...complicated.</span> <span>-Officer? This man just killed a baby.</span>
-"Time Machine" from <span>Free-Range Chickens by Simon Rich </span>
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It's just a new slant on the nature/nurture debate. She's off to a disturbing start if you're a believer of the nurture side of the argument!
<span>As soon as my time machine was finished, I traveled back to 1890, so I could kill Hitler before he was old enough to commit any of his horrible crimes. It wasn't as gratifying as I thought it would be.</span> <span>
-Oh my God. You killed a baby.</span> <span>
-Yes, but the baby was Hitler.</span> <span>
-Who?</span> <span>
-</span>Hitler<span>. It's...complicated.</span>
<span>-Officer? This man just killed a baby.</span>
-"Time Machine" from <span>Free-Range Chickens by Simon Rich
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Yes, because I'm sure a baby that age understands who Hitler is. :-P
If babies can get screwed up by being dressed in goofy costumes, then most of us are in trouble...
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