Monday, April 05, 2010

Woman's boyfriend nearly died when she suffocated him with her enormous breasts during sex

Claire Smedley's boyfriend nearly died when she suffocated him with her enormous breasts during sex. The mother-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.

Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain with each breast weighing over a stone. In a video she tells how Steven usually loved being smothered by them.

"This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going," she said. "A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving." By then, sales assistant Steven, also 27, was still and appeared to not be breathing.



Claire said: "I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved."

Startled Steven added: "I did think my time had come. I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals."

Lucky Steven survived his ordeal, but the pair's relationship did not and they split three months ago. Claire, from Blackpool, said: "After that he went off sex."

With news video.

4 comments:

arbroath said...

I love the italics on "news." :D

arbroath said...

Heh heh, well it is from the Sunday tabloid comic generally known as The News Of The Screws.

arbroath said...

Happens to me almost every week, I didn't realise it was reportable...

arbroath said...

I know guys who would think this one of the more ultimately preferable ways to die...

:-P