Friday, July 09, 2010

Man robbed after refusing to have sex with woman with bad teeth

Gainesville police said they arrested a woman on a robbery charge after a man claimed negotiations over sex for money broke down when the woman's teeth did not meet his standards. Jennifer B. Elder, 25, of 4006 S.W. 38th St. was charged with robbery by sudden snatching.

According to an arrest report filed by Officer Kenneth Davies, the victim, Dan Alford of Lake Butler, was in his car at about 7 p.m. Monday at 3900 S.W. Archer Road when he saw Elder and another woman. Alford said he honked at the women and they responded by waving at him. Elder and Alford both told Davies they talked about a spaghetti dinner and the possibility of having sex.



In a news release about the incident, Cpl. Tscharna Senn said the discussion ended "when Elder smiled and (Alford) saw the extent of her dental issues (as perceived by him)." He then balked on pursuing the matter, Senn said.

Alford told police Elder grabbed a chequebook containing $78 that had been sticking out of his shirt pocket and ran off. Elder's version of events was that she did not realize the man had tucked an unknown amount of money in her bra and she got scared and ran off. Elder was arrested at her home a short time later. She is being held at the Alachua County jail.

6 comments:

2ldmoe said...

:(
keeps her mouth closed on the picca
who are we to judge then.....

Foreigner1 said...

Coudn't he better have tried to go for a discount...? *DONT_KNOW* :-P =-X

Veal said...

They should've made her smile for the picture. I want to see those toofers.

L said...

The guy wasn't charged for trying to buy sex?  Is that not illegal?

Veal said...

He must've had good teeth, that's why he didn't make the news.

Big Al said...

Her facial features are characteristic of fetal alcohol syndrome. Rather than making her the brunt of your reticule perhaps it would be more kind to simply sympathize with her condition.