Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Man tells police erratic driving was due to oral sex

A Louisville man was arrested for driving under the influence early on Thursday morning, but told officers the reason for his erratic driving was because he was receiving oral sex from his female passenger, according to an arrest citation.

Jason Kircher, 31, was charged with operating a motor vehicle while under the influence, careless driving and speeding after he was clocked on Interstate 64 going 66 mph in a 55 mph zone. After an officer pulled Kircher’s vehicle over at about 2:20 a.m., he found an open container on the vehicle’s console, plus Kircher had “glassy eyes.”



Kircher then failed several sobriety tests. He had a blood alcohol level of .054. The legal limit in Kentucky is .08, but drivers can be convicted of drunken driving at levels lower than that based on other evidence that indicates impairment, according to the Kentucky Transportation Cabinet.

His passenger, Jessica Talarovich, 31, of Louisville, who police referred to as Kircher’s girlfriend, also was arrested and charged with public intoxication and possession of an open alcoholic container in a motor vehicle, according to her citation.

5 comments:

Barbwire said...

Oral sex would explain his smile...

Miss Cellania said...

He seems to be mighty proud of himself!

arbroath said...

Heh heh, doesn't he indeed look pleased with himself!

Ratz said...

He looks like Dave Gorman.
I'd be terrified of someone crashing into me and her snapping her jaws shut.

Ratz said...

I was going to say "I'd be terrified of someone rear-ending me.." but that may have other meanings in this context! :)