Wednesday, March 18, 2015

French pensioner caught smuggling Russian wife in suitcase

Polish border guards conducting a check in a train heading from Moscow to Nice in France were astonished when they opened one of the suitcases, only to find a 30-year-old Russian woman inside.



"Foreigners adopt every means imaginable to cross the border, but this is the first time I am dealing with a person hidden inside a suitcase," Dariusz Sienicki, a spokesman for the border service, said on Monday. The border guards in Terespol, on the border with Belarus were alarmed by a suspiciously large suitcase in the coupe of one of the passengers.

And their fears did not prove unfounded. “Hi, and this is my wife”, her sexagenarian French husband said when officers opened the luggage. The woman in the suitcase was feeling well and did not require medical attention,” said Sienicki. The police said that approximately 100 people a year try to sneak in through the border, and that those caught face a punishment of up to three years in jail.



But on this occasion, the service decided not to prosecute the couple, and sent them back to Russia. Ironically, as the spouse of a French citizen, the Russian woman was entitled to apply for a visa to enter the EU. “If she was just sitting next to him, instead of in a suitcase, she would have been fine,” Sienicki said.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't ... sneak ... your ... missus in the trunk
'Cause she might get caught
By the customs
And you'll look pretty silly
Paying duty (and a lot!)
There at the customs

If you say it's just a bag
that you picked up by mistake
No one will believe you
once she gives her hips a shake
There at the customs
Yeah, yeah
At the customs

Abject apologies to the Beach Boys.

Lurker111

Anonymous said...

Three days and no one remembers the Beach Boys' "Drive-In"?

Some days I feel really old.

Ancient.

Decrepit.

Prehistoric.

(sigh)

Lurker111