A teenager from Des Moines is facing a charge of indecent exposure in Mason City, Iowa.
At about 2:30pm on Monday, there was a report of a male masturbating inside the Kum & Go convenience store.
The male allegedly exposed himself to at least one person inside the store before driving away in a blue SUV.
Cerro Gordo County sheriff’s deputies investigated the incident and stopped the vehicle nearby. 18-year-old Gabriel Newell-Terren Lee was then taken into custody.
Thank goodness it wasn't a milkshake store named "Suck 'n' Swallow."
Seriously. This is not an April Fool's joke?
Heh, no it's definitely real.
Well, with a store name like that, what did they expect?
Gabe Newell definitely lost some weight :)
The Kum & Go is absolutely real. We lived in Nebraska for a long time. We make jokes about it, too.
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