Ever.
Edit: this has now been pulled by eBay.
However, I managed to find the full text. I would put it in the comments but it's too long and Haloscan won't let me.
So here's what he wrote ...
I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SELL MINIATURE BUDDAHS ON EBAY, AND THEY HAD SPIRITUAL WORTH, AS WELL AS FINANCIAL. THEY CAME FROM A MONESTARY IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA AND WERE HANDCARVED FROM MAHOGANY, GOLDEN MAHOGANY, GREEN JADE AND DENSE PROFESSIONAL CLASSICAL RESIN. UNFORTUNATELY, WHEN IT WAS SEEN HOW MUCH SUCCESS I HAD WITH THESE MINIATURE BUDDAHS THEY BOUGHT SETS HAD MOLDS MADE AND, NOW, YOU WILL SEE MY REAL HANDCARVED, SPIRITUALLY ENLIGHTENED BUDDAHS SURROUNDED BY MASS-PRODUCED MOLD MADE BUDDAH FROM MEXICO. THEY LOOK VERY SIMILAR EXCEPT WHEN YOU CHECK THE TRUE CUTS OF THE CARVING FOR DEFINITION, ETC. IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN QUALITY BUDDAHS FROM TRUE SPIRITUAL BACKGROUNDS I CAN SUPPLY LARGER BUDDAHS MADE FROM WOOD, BRASS, EVEN SOLID GOLD FROM THE JUNGLES OF THAILAND, WHERE I HAVE A FRIEND IN A MISSION THERE. THESE LARGER BUDDAHS ARE, OBVIOUSLY, MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT A VERY GOOD INVESTMENT. SO, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, LET ME KNOW YOUR PRICE RANGE, ETC. EMAIL ME AT mike_mike332 yahoo.com THE FIRST PART OF THIS WRITING IS ONLY ABOUT YOUR ITEM. THE REST OF IT IS ABOUT AN INTANGIBLE ITEM THAT MIGHT MEAN MORE TO SOME OF YOU IN THE LONG RUN. NOW, IN REGARDS TO THIS AUCTION, BUY IT NOWS CAN BE REQUESTED FOR A SMALL ADDITIONAL FEE AND ALL ITEMS SOLD BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS, WILL TRY TO BE RUSHED IF PAYMENT IS DELIVERED QUICKLY, IN CASE THEY MIGHT BE GIFTS, SO I HOPE IF THEY ARE I WILL BE ABLE TO HELP. HAPPY HOLIDAYS. THERE WILL BE A HANDLING FEE OF 1.00 FOR THIS ITEM, WHICH COVERS PACKING MATERIALS, MY TIMES, BOXES, DRIVING TO SHIPPING LOCATIONS ETC. IN ADDITION, YOU WILL PAY THE COST OF THE ITEM AFTER THE AUCTION IS OVER, AS WELL AS WHATEVER THE CHEAPEST FEDEX GROUND SHIPPING COST AVAILABLE, PLUS 1.50 FOR MISTAKES MADE IN THE CALCULATION OF MY SCALE. (I USE FEDEX BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY FAST, CAREFUL AND RELIABLE). THESE FOUR COSTS EQUAL YOUR TOTAL. THIS IS THE MOST UPFRONT WAY I CAN BE WITH MY CLIENTS. I KNOW MANY EBAYERS CHEAT THEIR CLIENTS BY OVERCHARGING ON SHIPPING, I DO NOT. EVERYTHING IS STRAIGTFORWARD AND HONEST. THIS ALLOWS YOU TO KNOW YOURE GETTING A GOOD DEAL ON THE PRODUCT AND IF THERE IS A SPECIAL ITEM YOU NEED CONTACT ME AT mike_mike332 yahoo.com I CAN USUALLY GET MOST ITEMS. IF YOU WIN THIS AUCTION, WHEN YOUR PAYMENT CLEARS THE BANK, USUALLY WITHIN 3-7 BUSINESS DAYS, IT WILL SHIP FEDEX GROUND, WHICH AVERAGES 5 BUSINESS DAYS DELIVERY *********HEALING, HELP, ADVICE AND USEFUL SKILLS IN ALL FIELDS APPLICABLE********HOWEVER, IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ADVICE ONLY A MAN OF THE SOUL AND OF GREAT EDUCATION (TWO DEGREES BOTH MAGNA CUM LAUDE, RUTGERS UNIVERSITY, NJ, VERY HIGHLY RESPECTED SCHOOL, PLUS ENOUGH EXTRA CREDITS TO POSSIBLE EARN A THIRD DEGREE AS I WANTED PROFESSIONAL LEVEL KNOWLEDGE IN EVERY FIELD AND THAT TOOK A LOT OF DEGREES AND CREDITS) CAN HELP YOU WITH, OR TRYING TO HIDE FROM A PROBLEM ONLY GOOD SOLID EDUCATED KNOWLEDGE AND PAINFUL LIFE EXPERIENCE AND EMPATHY CAN SAVE YOU FROM I CAN TRULY HELP, ANONYMOUSLY, IF WISHED AND UNDER YOUR TERMS. ILL EVEN WORK OUT LOW TO FREE COSTS, IF YOU CAN PROVE POVERTY, AS I FEEL ITS MOST IMPORTANT TO HELP THAN MAKE MONEY. SO, AGAIN, I CAN ALSO OFFER ADVICE, HELP AND OUTRIGHT COMMISSIONED WORK IN MANY FIELDS FROM ART, MUSIC, THE SCIENCES, MATHEMATICS, LOGIC, AS I MENTIONED LIFE THERAPY AND LIFE PROBLEM SOLVING UNDER YOUR TERMS, AS YOULL READ ABOUT IN A LITTLE BIT. ANYWAY, I AM A CRITICALLY SUCCESSFUL GALLERY PAINTER/PHOTOGRAPHER, TRAINED WRITER WITH A BOOK AGENT, AND AM IN THE PROCESS OF FINISHING MY FIRST NOVEL, THOUGH; I MIGHT NEED AN EXTENSION, GIVEN MY PLETHORA OF JOBS, I RUN LOW ON TIME. IVE ALSO WORKED IN BANDS, BEING SIGNED TO CENTURY SOUTH, AS A SONGWRITER AND SINGER, AS WELL AS A GUITARIST OF GREAT SKILL; HOWEVER, SOON, IF YOU KEEP READING YOULL LEARN WHY I HAD TO RELEARN HOW TO PLAY ONLY LEAD AND CAN NO LONGER PLAY CHORDS. I THINK YOULL FIND IT RATHER INTERESTING AND INSPIRING IN A MACABRE, YET WHOLESOME WAY LOL. MY SINGING IS STILL WELL, THOUGH, AS WELL AS MY LEAD GUITAR AND THATS WHAT REALLY MATTERS AS FAR AS MUSIC. MY PAINTING HAS REGAINED ITS FERVOR EVEN THOUGH, ITS DEFINITELY NOT AS EASY, I GET THE SAME RESULTS OF REALISM, IMPRESSIONISM, ABSTRACTION, AND A FEW FIELDS IVE CREATED ON MY OWN, AS I HAVE IN PHOTOGRAPHY. THE MATHS, SCIENES AND WRITING NEVER SUFFERED EXCEPT FOR MY ABILITY TO HOLD A PEN WAS SHAKEY FOR A WHILE AND ON COLD WEATHER THE PAIN IS PRETTY BAD, BUT MANY PEOPLE BETTER THAN ME, HAVE IT WORSE... NOW, TO AGAIN, REEMPHASIZE MY QUALIFICATION, WHICH ARE IMPORTANT WHEN OFFERING SERVICES FOR SALE, I HAVE AN EXTENSIVE EDUCATION, TWO DEGREE BOTH MAGNA CUM LAUDE WITH ENOUGH CREDITS FOR A POSSIBLE THIRD DEGREE, AS I WANTED TO BE EDUCATED IN EVERYTHING. THIS KNOWLEDGE INCLUDES MASSIVE STUDY IN PSYCHOLOGY, MATHEMATICS, CHEMISTRY, ENGLISH, ART, BIOLOGY, AND EVERY OTHER POSSIBLE SUBJECT, HAVING BEGUN PRE-MEDICAL SCHOOL POST BACCALAUREATE (AGAIN, WITH WHICH I GRADUATED MAGNA CUM LAUDE) BUT DECIDED BEFORE ENTERING MEDICAL SCHOOL, UMDNJ (UNIVERSITY OF MEDICINE AND DENTISTRY) ID RATHER WORK FOR MYSELF IN A VARIETY OF TRADES, EBAY BEING ONE OF THEM, AND TRY TO HELP. AN EXPERIENCE IN MY OWN LIFE, LOSING A FINGER WHILE FIGHTING A PITBULL AND A HUSKY TO PROTECT A WOMAN AND HER INFANT CHILD, SHOWED ME HOW HORRIBLE THE HEALTHCARE WORLD IS AND THAT SOMEONE LIKE ME, WHO WANTS TO IMPROVE OUR WORLD, WOULDNT FIT IN. NOT THAT ALL DOCTORS ARE BAD, BUT THE RULES MAKES THEM BAD, AND YEARS OF DOING THEIR JOB, MAKES THEM THINK THEMSELVES GODS, BUT GODS WHO TOO OFTEN FAIL AND TOO OFTEN DONT CARE ENOUGH ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO PAY FOR THEIR MERCEDES, THEIR PATIENTS. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BEDSIDE MANNER AND HELPING THOSE WHO CANT AFFORD 100 DOLLARS AN HOUR OR HEALTHCARE?... ANYWAY, AFTER OVRECOMING THE DAMAGE TO MY HAND, I RELEARNED ALL THE SKILLS I HAD PREVIOUSLY HAD, MINUS A FEW THAT OUTRIGHT REQUIRED FOUR FINGERS. HOWEVER, I FIGURE I MUST NOT BE MEANT TO DO THOSE THINGS, ANYMORE, IF FATE DECIDED I SHOULDNT. BESIDES, A LITTLE GIRL BEING KILLED OR SCARRED WOULD HURT ME INSIDE A LOT MORE THAN THE UNGODLY SUFFERING I MAY HAVE TO TEND TO, EVERY NOW AND AGAIN. KNOWING I COULD HAVE HELPED HER AND ONLY LOST A FINGER WOULD BE A PAIN NO MAN COULD DEAL WITH... NOW, ASIDE FROM BEING AN ACCOMPLISHED GALLERY ARTIST AND PHOTOGRAPHER ON MY OWN, I CAN LEGALLY REPRODUCE YOUR FAVORITE ART WORKS FOR EXHIBITION IN YOUR HOME, SO LONG AS ITS ONLY YOUR HOME AND I TAKE NO CLAIM ON THE WORK, FREELY ADMITTING ITS A REPRINT. I WILL NOT BREAK ANY COPYWRITE LAWS. OLDER ARTISTS ARE USUALLY EASIER, AS THEY COPYWRITE HAS LONG EXPIRED, BUT EITHER WAY, I TAKE NO CHANCES OF STEALING MONEY FROM SOMEONE WHO CREATED A WORK OF ART FOR MANKING. NOW, I CAN USUALLY, IMPROVE ON THE IMAGE OF THESE MASTERPIECES, EVEN DOING THE MONA LISA, AFTER GETTING PERMISSION FROM THE MUSEUM, SO LONG AS IT WAS SMALL. I CAN IMPROVE ON THESE MASTERPIECES BY USING A VERY HIGH-TECH TYPE OF PHOTOTYPE PRINTING IN WHICH THE COLORS ARE ACTUALLY SPRAYED ON, RATHER THAN THE TRADITIONAL BRUSHES, HEADS, LASERS, ETC. IT GIVES THE FEEL OF A REAL PAINTING, MANY TIMES, AGAIN, I CAN EASILY IMPROVE ON THESE MASTERPIECES USING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN MODERN PHOTOEDITING EQUIPMENT ALONG WITH MY OWN SPECIALIZED EQUIPMENT. AS FAR AS PHOTOS YOU WISH TO HAVE RECREATED, AGAIN, I WILL NOT BREAK ANY LAWS, COPYWRITE OR OTHERWISE, BUT USUALLY, LIKE PAINTINGS, THERE IS NO PROBLEM AND I CAN GIVE THE SAME INCREASE IN APPEARANCE AS I DO WITH PAINTINGS USUALLY ALL MY SPECIALIZED PROGRAMS, ETC. EVEN ADDING GREATER DEPTH. I CAN ALSO HELP IN THE WRITING OF PAPERS, DISSERTATIONS, ETC. I AM QUALIFIED TO HELP COUNSEL IN THE TROUBLES THAT BESET US IN OUR LIVES, GIVEN MY OWN HORRIBLE TRAUMA, AS WELL AS MANY FAILED RELATIONSHIPS, UNTIL I FIGURED OUT WHAT WORKED. I CAN EVEN HELP ANSWER TAX QUESTIONS, SEWING QUESTIONS, TAILORING QUESTIONS, COMPUTER PROGRAM USAGE ISSUES, AS WELL AS WHAT TYPES OF CLOTHES SHOULD BE WORN AND WHEN, GIVEN MY YEARS OF DRESSING TO THE NINES AS A PROFESSIONAL PAINTER AND EDUCATOR. SO, IF ANY OF THESE NON-RELATED EBAY SERVICES APPEAL TO YOU EMAIL ME AT mike_mike332 yahoo.com, I MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO INVITE YOU TO MY ART OPENINGS (DEPENDING ON THE GALLERY) OR SEND YOU A COPY OF MY BOOK (CURRENTLY UNDER CONTRACT, BUT AS I HAVE SO MANY PERSONAL OCCUPATIONS IM FINDING IT HARD TO FINISH, THOUGH, IT WILL BE FICTION, IT SHOULD CONTAIN TRADITIONAL MORAL THEORIES AND LIFE ALTERING IDEAS, ALONG WITH HELPFUL INFORMATION FOR LIFES WORSE SITUATIONS. IT WILL BE A STORY OF A PROTAGANIST, LIKE A MODERN DAY CATCHER IN THE RYE. I GIVE AWAY PAINTINGS THAT WOULD SELL FOR THOUSANDS, BUT MY GOOD DEEDS USUALLY END UP COSTING ME EVERYTHING EXCEPT A WARM FEELING IN MY SOUL. I CAN BARELY AFFORD CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR. HOWEVER, IF THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS IS HELPING MANKIND IM THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD (JUST KIDDING, IM JUST DOING MY BEST, THERE ARE MUCH BETTER MEN THAN ME, IM SURE, BUT HELPING PEOPLE DOES MAKE ME FEEL PRETTY GOOD). MY POINT IS, HOWEVER, THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH I HATE IT. I HAVE TO CHARGE FOR MY ADVICE AND INPUT SOMETIMES, AS WELL AS MY EBAY MONEY, JUST SO I CAN EAT AND MAYBE BUY A GIFT FOR THE STEPCHILD IVE TAKEN ON AS MY OWN, MY NEPHEWS, MY MOTHER, MARY ANN, WHO I S TRULY A SAINT, AT LEAST IN MY EYES AND THE REST OF MY FAMILY. . REGARDLESS OF ALL MY OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS, HOWEVER, MY ADVICE COUSELLING IS A VERY SPECIAL OCCUPATION OF MINE. IT IS THE ONE, I FEEL HELPS ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF BY HELPING OTHERS. AS A PAINTER AND WRITER, BEING CALLED A GENIUS, I MUST ADMIT IS A THRILL. AS A SCIENTIST, I USED TO LOVE MAKING A DISCOVERY WHILE DOING LABWORK, ESPECIALLY IN ORGANIC CHEMISTRY. ********HOWEVER******** NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN CHANGING SOMEONES LIFE AND HEARING THEM SAY, YOU SAVED OUR MARRIAGE, OR, YOURE RIGHT I FOUND A BETTER PERSON FOR ME AND REALIZED I DID DESERVE BETTER THAN WHAT I HAD. I AM HAPPY TO MAKE MYSELF AVAILABLE IF YOU WRITE ME AT mike_mike332 yahoo.com AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE AND SOLVE THOSE PROBLEMS THAT HAVE BEEN HOLDING YOU BACK, OR IF YOU ARE SHY AND CERTAIN YOUVE PROVIDED AN APPROPRIATE ENOUGH AMOUNT OF PAYMENT FOR THE AREA OF HELP YOU SEEK, ART, MATH, ADVICE COUNSELLING, ETC. SEND ME A DETAILED LETTER (SOME FOLKS ENJOY SENDING DETAILED LETTERS ALONG WITH THEIR PAYMENTS IF THEY ARE TOO SHY TO EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS OR WISH TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. (IF THEY CAN AFFORD TO PAY, THAT IS, IF NOT, WELL USUALLY WORK OUT A BARTER OR TRADE OF SOME KIND, SO THAT THEY DONT FEEL GUILTY AND WHILE I ENJOY MONEY, IN MOST CASTES I PREFER HELPING OTHERS MORE. UNFORTUNATELY, I CANT TAKE ONLY FREE CLIENTS AS I DO HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND ALL MY OCCUPATIONS, INCLUDING EBAY EVEN, USUALLY END UP COSTING ME MONEY OR EARNING ME THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR LESS THAN THEY SHOULD BECAUSE I END UP SELLING TOO CHEAP, GIVING AWAY MY PAINTING, WRITING, MUSICAL, SCIENTIFIC, COUSELLING AND A MILLION OTHER SKILLS AWAY OR FOR FAR TOO CHEAP. FOR EXAMPLE, A WOMAN I MET ON EBAY WHO I HELPED COUNSEL THROUGH THE TRYING TIMES OF HER DYING HUSBAND DREAMED OF HAVING A REPRINT OF THE COMPASSIONATE CHRIST, SO I WENT AHEADOF THE ARTISTIC WORK. IT ENDED UP COSTING ME OVER 75 DOLLARS IN INK, COMPUTER PROGRAM EDITING, FRAMING, ETC. BUT ONE WEEK LATER, HER HUSBAND DIED T WORRY ABOUT THE COST OF ANY OF MY SERVICES FROM ART, TO MATH, TO WRITING, TO RECREATIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTWORKS TO GIVE YOUR HOME A SPECIAL LOOK, AND TO THE ALL IMPORTANT ADVICE-GIVING ON IMPORTANT ISSUS ETC... IF YOU CANT AFFORD IT, EVEN IF I NEED THE MONEY, I WILL STILL ONLY ACCEPT WHAT YOU CAN SPARE JUST PLEASE BE HONEST, IF IM HELPING YOU WITH MATH, ART, SCIENCE, ADVICE GIVING, ETC. I DESERVE WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD AND I DESERVE. I HONESTLY ASK THAT IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT AND FIND MY ADVICE WILL MOST LIKELY BE HELPFUL, THAT YOU PAY ME WHAT YOU TRULY FEEL THE ADVICE OR WORK IN THE OTHER DISCIPLINES, SUCH AS SCIENCE, ART, MUSIC, WRITING, WARDDROPE, ETC. IS WORTH IN RELATION TO WHAT OTHER EDUCATED SPECIALISTS IN THESE FIELDS WHO DONT CARE AS MUCH AS THEY SHOULD, IN MOST CASES, AS I DO. SO, AGAIN, PAY ME WHAT YOU CAN, AND IF YOU CAN, PAY ME WHAT IM WORTH, BUT ALL OF THIS WELL DISCUSS, OF COURSE. . IF WE ARE CLOSE TO ONE ANOTHER, I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO MEET AT MY PLACE, YOURS, OR WHEREVER YOU FEEL MOST COMFORTABLE, LIKE PERHAPS OVER A DRINK, SO LONG AS YOU DONT DRINK MUCH, AS YOU NEED A CLEAR HEAD TO DISCUSS MATH, SCIENCE, ART, YOUR ISSUES OR ENGLISH AND WRITING, BUT YOU SHOULD ALSO FEEL RELAXED, WHICH IS HARD AROUND A STRANGER FOR THE FIRST TIME. I ASSURE, YOU, HOWEVER, I HAVE A SPECIAL ABILITY AT HELPING PEOPLE WITH THEIR PROBLEMS AND MAKING THEM FEEL AT EASE, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THEY FEEL SHAME, WORRY, OR EVEN FEAR.. IF ITS A WARDDROBE ISSUE AND MAKING YOURSELF LOOK YOUR BEST, AGAIN, IF WE ARE CLOSE ENOUGH, WE CAN MEET, PERHAPS, AT AN UPPERCLASS STORE, OR MALL, DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU CAN SPEND. IF WERE NOT CLOSE, ILL NEED DIGITAL PHOTOS OF YOU, AND I WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR BEST COLORS, BEST SUIT DESIGNS, ETC. FOR WOMEN, I WILL ENLIST THE HELP OF A FORMER MODEL AND SEAMSTRESS, WHO WILL CONFER WITH ME ON WHAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK MOST POWERFUL AT WORK, SEXY AT DINNER, ETC. AND THEN, IF WE ARE NOT CLOSE, WE WILL SUGGEST SITES, USUALLY NOT MANY, AS YOU SHOULD STICK TO WHAT WORKS AND FROM THE INFORMATION WE GIVE YOU, YOULL MAKE YOURSELF BETTER LOOKING, WHICH WILL HELP WITH YOUR CONFIDENCE. FOR ISSUES LIKE THE SCIENCES, MATH, ART, ART REPRODUCTION, ETC. THIS CAN BE DONE AT A MUSEUM OR AT A UNIVERSITY BUILDING QUITE COMFORTABLY, OR AS THESE ARE ISSUES OF PONTIFICATION, THEY CAN EASILY BE DEALT WITH THROUGH EMAIL. NOW AS FAR AS MY FEES, THEY VARY ON THE AREA ON WHICH YOU NEED ADVICE, IF ITS SOMETHING I HAVE DECADES OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE AND SUCCESS LIKE ADVICE COUNSELLING FOR THE SOLUTION OF YOU LIFE PROBLEMS, ART, MUSIC, WARDDROBE, MAKEOVERS, PETS, BUSINESS PLANNING, ETC. IT WILL BE A BIT MORE COSTLY THAN SOMETHING I ONLY HAVE A FEW YEARS EXPERIENCE IN LIKE CARD PLAYING. ALTHOUGH, IVE NEVER LEFT A CASINO A LOSER, WHICH IS SAYING A LOT, MY SECRETS ARE ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD, MEANING THEY COULD JUST BE A LONG RUN OF LUCK GO BE HONEST WITH YOU. WHATEVER THE SUBJECT, I EXPECT YOU TO OFFER A FAIR WAGE, UNLESS YOU ARE UNABLE TO. HOWEVER, IF I FIND OUT YOU ARE CHEATING ME FOR PROFESSIONAL SERVICES I WILL ASK ONE OF MY POLICE DETECTIVE CLIENTS TO LOOK INTO WHETHER OR NOT LAWS OR FRAUD HAVE BEEN BROKEN OR COMMITTED. I LOVE BEING KIND BUT FEEL TAKING ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE IS JUST UNACCEPTABLE. NOW, I THINK IVE EXPLAINED BY LONG EDUCATION, LONG CAREER AND AREAS OF EXPERTISE QUITE CLEARLY AND I HAVE TRULY HELPED A LOT OF PEOPLE FROM STUDENT WITH THEIR WORKLOAD TO HOUSEWIVES WHO FEEL LIKE THEIR HUSBANDS DONT FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE, ANYMORE TO BOTH CAREER MEN AND WOMEN WHO FEEL THERES SOMETHING MISSING IN THEIR LIVES. NOT TO MENTION THE MOST COMMON,..LOVE.. I WILL DO SOMETHING MOST PEOPLE WOULD FIND UNTHINKABLE, BUT SINCE ITS LEGAL AND SINCE I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT BOTH PEOPLE, IF I FIND TWO CLIENTS WHO SEEM TO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, I WILL SUGGEST TEY SPEAK WITH ONE ANOTHER AND SEE IF IM RIGHT. NOW, AS AN ISSUE OF TRUST, IM GOING TO GIVE YOU MY CELL PHONE 7326101138 I AM USUALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME SORT OF BUSINESS, BUT PLEASE, ALWAYS LEAVE A MESSAGE, LETTING ME KNOW YOUR NAME, LOCATION, WHAT YOU NEED HELP WITH AND WHAT YOURE HOPING TO PAY FOR WHAT PERIOD OF TIME. I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN NEED OF ADVICE AND OTHER SERVICES, NOT TO MENTION MY CAREER AS A PAINTER, MUSISCIAN AND ARTIST, TWO OF WHICH ARE PUTTING TREMENDOUS PRESSURE ON ME, RIGHT NOW. HOWEVER, I WILL ALWAYS MAKE ROOM FOR SOMEONE WHO NEEDS HELP SO INCLUDE THAT WILL ALL OTHER INFORMATION. IT IS USUALLY BEST TO MAKE OUR FIRST CONTACT THROUGH EMAIL SO YOU CAN EXPLAIN SOME OF THE DETAILS OF YOUR PROBLEMS AND I CAN DO SOME RESEARCH TO BEST HELP YOU. THEN YOU MAKE YOUR FIRST PAYMENT, HOPEFULLY EITHER PERSONAL CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, WHICH YOULL OVERNIGHT ME FEDEX, SO WE CAN BOTH KEEP HARDCOPY RECORDS AND I WILL BEGING WORKING ON WHATEVER PROBLEM YOUVE DESCRIBED, AS I SAID, EMAIL IS USUALLY BEST FOR THE FIRST FEW CONTACT TIL PAYMENT ARRIVES. I MERELY GIVE MY CELLPHONE AS A SIGN THAT IM FOR REAL AND YOU CAN TRUST ME. SAME REASON I GIVE THE NAME OF MY COLLEGE AND USE MY REAL NAME JASON AS MY EBAY NAME AND MY MIDDLE NAME AS MY EMAIL, mike. J ANYAY, I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON, ABOUT ANY AREA OF EXPERTISE I CAN HELP YOU WITH, BUT ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT ARE RUINING THE ONLY LIFE YOU HAVE, LIKE BAD RELATIONSHIPS, FRIENDS THAT USE YOU, FEELINGS OF BLINDING DEPRESSION, DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSE, ETC. AND, AGAIN, ILL NEVER JUDGE YOU, WELL MOVE AT YOUR OWN SPEED, BUT IM NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU LIKE MOST TRADITIONAL THERAPISTS WILL. IF YOURE RUINING YOUR LIFE FOR A MAN, IM GOING TO GIVE YOU MY OPINION AND EXPECT YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH IT. IF YOU WANT TO SCREAM AT ME TO DEFEND HIM SO BE IT. NO MATTER WHAT YOU NEED, IN ANY AREA OF EXPERTISE, IM GOING TO GIVE MY ALL TO HELP YOU. I EXPECT THE SAME FROM YOU, AND DONT BE ASHAMED IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO BUT CANT AFFORD IT, WELL WORK SOMETHING OUT. HOWEVER, SINCE I SHOULD BE LIVING THE GOOD LIFE, BUT AM BARELY MIDDLE-CLASS BECAUSE I GIVE SO MUCH AWAY, AS I SAID, DO NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY KINDNESS. YOU WILL BE GETTING EVERYTHING I HAVE TO GIVE IN ORDER TO HELP YOUR PROBLEM, BE IT SCIENCE, MATH, ENGLISH, ART, MUSIC OR ADVICE THERAPY. YOU JUST CALL ME 7326101138 AND IF I CANT PICK UP, LEAVE THE INFO. ON THE PROBLEM, YOUR NAME, LOCATION, WHAT YOU CAN PAY, HOW LONG YOU NEED HELP, ETC. ALTHOUGH, I WOULD SUGGEST EMAILING ME THE FIRST FEW TIMES UNTIL YOUR PAYMENT ARRIVES BECAUSE YOU CAN GET INTO GREATER DETAIL. IF YOURE CONFIDENT YOURE PAYING ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOURE ASKING AND WANT TO GET TO WORK IMMEDIATELY SEND PAYMENT AND ALL RELEVANT INFO TO : Jason-michael karpiak 2579 Hamilton Terrace Union, NJ, 07083 & REGARDLESS OF WHICH OF THE THREE METHODS YOU CHOSE, I WILL FIT YOU IN TO MY SCHEDULE AND GET YOUR PROBLEM FIXED, SOLVED AND TAKEN CARE OF EMAIL: mike_mike332 yahoo.com PHONE: 7326101138 LEAVE NUMBER, PROBLEM, TIME YOU THINK YOULL NEED, BEST TIMES YOUR AVAILABLE FOR SCHEDULING, WHAT YOULL BE ABLE TO PAY ON EITHER AN HOURLY, DAILY, WEEKLY, MONTHLY, OR YEARLY BASIS (PAYMENTS FOR MONTHLY AND YEARLY WORK WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED UNTIL AFTER A NUMBER OF WEEKS OF RELATIONSHIP TRUST BEING BUILT, AS IT WILL REQUIRE A LOT OF WORK ON MY PART, AND EVEN IF YOUVE PAID ME, IT DOESNT MEAN, WELL BE ABLE TO WORK WITH ONE ANOTHER FOR SUCH AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME)
See what I mean?
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