John 'Two Shags' Prescott

So, the Deputy Prime Minister — formerly nicknamed Two Jags — has admitted he had a two year affair with his secretary, Tracey Temple.



There's an interview with her heartbroken trucker boyfriend Barrie Williams here.

Obviously the timing of this story has nothing to do with the Labour supporting Daily Mirror trying to protect Home Secretary Charles 'Fungus the Bogeyman' Clarke and the fact that over 1000 foreign murderers, rapists and paedophiles have been let loose in Britain instead of being deported.