The New 'Amsface' Animatronic Sir Alan Sugar

I always knew Alan Sugar had a sense of humour ever since I bought one of his early Amstrad word processors.



Now the boss in the UK version of The Apprentice will be marketing the animated Sir Alan.

I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bullshitters, I don't like schmoozers, I don't like arse-lickers.

But hey, all profits will go to the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital, so it's a good thing.