Sunday, May 07, 2006

Approval Given To Toddler Tazer

A medical device parents can use to discipline their mischievous and misbehaving toddlers.

The Toddler Tazer, which according to the company's Web site was inspired by the electroshock guns seen frequently on the television show "Cops", allows parents to quickly and easily send a wave of electricity through a naughty toddler. The electrical shock created by the Tazer is equal to that of a blender running on "pulse" for 15 minutes.

Heh heh! I wish.

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