£1 if you're effing sozzled

A pub has been granted a late-night drinking licence — as long as it installs a swearbox to combat rowdy regulars.

The Iron Duke in Hove, East Sussex has been ordered by magistrates to make “strenuous efforts” to keep noise levels down — and told the manager to install CCTV and a swearbox.

They will charge £1 for a ‘f***’, 50p for ‘s**t’, 20p for ‘b******s’ and 10p for ‘c**p’.” The cash will go to charity.