Robyn Lewis, owner of Dark Charm fashion and accessories for women, represents the first line of defence for the Magazine Street shop owners. She is the first to see them come strutting in their pumps down St. Andrew Street, the bewigged pack of thieves who have plagued the Lower Garden District since May.
Like an SOS flare, Lewis grabs her emergency phone list and starts calling.
Soon every shop owner in the 2000 block of Magazine Street has been alerted.
Sarah Celino at Trashy Diva eyes the door, ready to flip the lock at the first sight of the ringleader’s pink jumpsuit and fluorescent red wig.
The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique needs.
“They’re all very skinny and very flamboyant.”
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