Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Park & rise penis implant

A man who had a penis implant to cure impotence is rising to the occasion — whenever his neighbour opens his garage doors.

The remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin.

The sufferer told a BBC Radio Merseyside phone-in it was causing endless embarrassment — but doctors cannot stop it because the implant op was done in Turkey.

He said: “Every time my neighbours park their 4x4 I get an erection. It’s embarrassing.”

“Every time his car pulls in, I can’t leave the house. It’s not funny.”

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