Penis Pokey

This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing they've ever published.



Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its centre. Every spread features a dazzling full-colour illustration with one thing missing—a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them.