A desperate boyfriend ripped his penis to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a hedgehog.
Zoran Nikolovic — dubbed Mr Jiggywinkle — claimed to be following the advice of a witch doctor when he injured himself on the animal’s pricks.
The 35-year-old said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spine romance and added: “God knows what she will think of me.
“I don’t know whether she’s more likely to dump me for being some kind of pervert or for being such an idiot.”
A hospital spokesman in Belgrade, Serbia, said: “The animal was apparently unhurt. The patient came off much worse from the encounter.
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