After 23 years of research top scientists were able to isolate and extract the very essence of emotion. Through a process known as EEaR. They are able to condense and bottle feelings. This technology can now be used to better the world as they can pass this amazing new product on to the people who need it.
They have discovered that there is a colour for every emotion, however, emotions from different sources tend to have different shades. While the happiness extracted from playful kittens is a bright yellow, happiness squeezed from baby laughter tends to be more of a darker colour. As of yet they have not been able to discover why this is the case, rest assured that they have our top minds working to find out what causes this.
As you know, happiness comes in many shades. Only the most stable forms of happiness extract will be shipped to your door. What kind of happiness you will receive is based on availability as it is obviously more difficult to to come across "child excited for Christmas" happiness in mid summer.
If you would like a specific happiness extract let them know what type you would like and they will ship within 1-2 business days.
All extracts are extremely powerful. They give off a feeling to everyone around and should not be consumed or removed from their bottles. As emotional extracts are highly unstable, any exposure to air will take away all beneficial effects instantly.
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